The most embarrassing event of my entire life

arknor said:
as if you wouldnt notice 2 rolled upsocks in your shorts i call BS!

maybe a pair of underpants in your trowsers falling out one of the legs from the nite before but 2 socks on some shorts GTFO!?
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Agreed. I call BS too. Nonetheless, an amusing story :p
 
britboy4321 said:
not enough to feel 2 socks in some pretty baggy shorts, when putting them on as fast as I can .. obviously .. it's not as if it made the shorts tight down there .. they're pretty baggy always ..
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Surely if they were THAT baggy the socks would have fallen straight out when you put them on?!
 
britboy4321 said:
Do they pull little girl's underwear out from their groins?


Duh?
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That was my point - I don't notice what people are doing with their respective groins because, in general, guys mind their own business when in a changing room, so you wouldn't be aware if someone was wearing a fricking leopard skin thong let alone had a tiny pair of childs pants in their underwear.
 
Why did i picture this story happening in slow motion, with the chariots of fire music playing in the background
 
So to sumerise:

You went to a football match feeling insecure, and decided to Inflate your "Ego" by inserting two rolled up socks in your shorts.
At some point during the match, you ran (like a girl no doubt!) to the goal, when suddenly said socks fell out....

You find the whole thing so amusing that you thought "quick, to the net", but realising that you would get laughed at even more, you decide to alter the facts a little to cover your small member issues...

???? :)
 
That is the funniest thing i've heard. just say it was a joke. a lot of people willl think its not funny. but retardation isnt funnny, they wont laugh. but you wont get laid.
 
I don't believe there are enough IT or accounting personnel to field two sides for a football match, nor six female staff who would want to watch it.
 
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