The OcUK Alpha thread

but without my manbag where will i keep all my techy gadgets. I'm no metro but geek = yes lol
 
Ha ha ha ha ha. Great response to the chest waxing threads.

I'm 6'2" people cower in my presence. I shower, throw some clothes on and never look in the mirror before going out. Who care's if your work shirt isn't ironed!

I have a shaved head and a beard. What's fashion and the latest trends all about? Men that wear skinny jeans, carry a manbag or use fake tan need putting on a firing line. ;)

Can you ignore the fact I waxed my chest last night and let me in?
 
Carry a coat and put it all in your pockets!!! :D

Failing that, none of this namby pamby leather, long strap over the shoulder jobbies, get a rucksack! :p
 
Freefaller said:
I agree, precious "men" just get to me for some reason... I'm normally so passive to such things, but all this elaboration and primadonna fuss is pathetic to me. Guys that check themselves out in a mirror or make a big deal about what they wear and how their face is, how their hair is, is really so effeminate.

My only vanity is hitting the gym, even then I don't wear designer clothes or flattering clothes because I really am honestly that bothered. My nonchalance has probably served me better.

blokes should just need to get out of the shower, dry, and throw some clothes on without even looking in the mirror (unless you're putting on a tie).

It used to **** me off when I had to wait for 30 mins whilst he finished in the bathroom - I even had to pee out of the window a couple of times.

I mean it doesn't really bother me, I don't get annoyed or aggressive, but I do genuinely roll my eyes and shake my head - I just find it really really strange. I just don't "get" it I guess.
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100% agree. Seriously, why does a bloke need to preen himself for at least an hour before going anywhere? ****ing tarts.
 
Mans pockets are supposed to bulge with:

Wallet
Phones
Keys
Lose Change
Cigarettes and Lighter. (If your a smoker)

What else do you need to carry? Wear combats, Bigger pockets and more of em.
 
Freefaller said:
I agree, precious "men" just get to me for some reason... I'm normally so passive to such things, but all this elaboration and primadonna fuss is pathetic to me.
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Nothing wrong with wanting to feel good and look good, if you are that way inclined.

As long as your hair styling doesn't hold up the lads curry evening, of course.
 
Freefaller said:
I agree, precious "men" just get to me for some reason... I'm normally so passive to such things, but all this elaboration and primadonna fuss is pathetic to me. Guys that check themselves out in a mirror or make a big deal about what they wear and how their face is, how their hair is, is really so effeminate.

My only vanity is hitting the gym, even then I don't wear designer clothes or flattering clothes because I really am honestly that bothered. My nonchalance has probably served me better.

blokes should just need to get out of the shower, dry, and throw some clothes on without even looking in the mirror (unless you're putting on a tie).

It used to **** me off when I had to wait for 30 mins whilst he finished in the bathroom - I even had to pee out of the window a couple of times.

I mean it doesn't really bother me, I don't get annoyed or aggressive, but I do genuinely roll my eyes and shake my head - I just find it really really strange. I just don't "get" it I guess.
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I used to live with a guy who preened himself to go to the gym, any kind of reflective object he'd check himself out in it, had his hair cut every 4 weeks to keep it exactlly the same.
more moisturiser than any of my gfs combined, but we got our manly revenge on him for other things he done, which is not to be discussed on a family forum ;)
 
unKn0wn said:
Mans pockets are supposed to bulge with:

Wallet
Phones
Keys
Lose Change
Cigarettes and Lighter. (If your a smoker)

What else do you need to carry? Wear combats, Bigger pockets and more of em.
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a notepad and pen to get chick's numbers ;D
*kicks cats and stamps on flowers*
 
unKn0wn said:
Uuummmm, Thats what your phone is for. ;)
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I prefer the more traditional approach, besides, if you ask for email first, they tend to give it to you more willingly as they're not expecting it, then while they're already writing and in the cooperative mindset, get them to put their number down aswel ;D....and name if you're really drunk >.>
 
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