The OcUK Alpha thread

Drink: Beer and Premium (not Smirnoff) vodka.
Shave: Clippers, no guard, beard and head same length all over.
Wash: Shower once or twice a day, dependant on which sports I'm playing. I do not wash my face.
Personal products: Toothpaste, deodorant.
Eat: Meat. None of that greenery rabbit food **** or that horrible foreign muck. What I want, when I want.
Dog: Big. Understands it is not it's own master.
Bird: Not big. Understands it is not it's own master.
Clothes: What falls to hand when I'm dressing. No 'combats' or fat skate slippers. Too gay.
Bag: No. That's what pockets are for.
Wallet: Leather. No coin compartment. That would make it a purse.
Watch: James Bond.
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
How can my phone be used for carrying beer? :confused:
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No beer goes in the pockets of the comabts. Plenty of space. ;)


What women do you know that willing jot down an email address, then a phone number and name to someone who carriers a notepad and pen???

Surely laughter starts when the notepad comes out? Made me giggle just thinking of getting a notepad out.. :D
 
unKn0wn said:
No beer goes in the pockets of the comabts. Plenty of space. ;)


What women do you know that willing jot down an email address, then a phone number and name to someone who carriers a notepad and pen???

Surely laughter starts when the notepad comes out? Made me giggle just thinking of getting a notepad out.. :D
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you'd be surprised, got so many numbers that way, tried with the phone a number of times, but got bad results from it ;)
 
Nitefly said:
Nothing wrong with wanting to feel good and look good, if you are that way inclined.

As long as your hair styling doesn't hold up the lads curry evening, of course.
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Some people have the need to try and make themselves look good, others just do it naturally ;)

Gilly said:
Drink: Beer and Premium (not Smirnoff) vodka.
Shave: Clippers, no guard, beard and head same length all over.
Wash: Shower once or twice a day, dependant on which sports I'm playing. I do not wash my face.
Personal products: Toothpaste, deodorant.
Eat: Meat. None of that greenery rabbit food **** or that horrible foreign muck. What I want, when I want.
Dog: Big. Understands it is not it's own master.
Bird: Not big. Understands it is not it's own master.
Clothes: What falls to hand when I'm dressing. No 'combats' or fat skate slippers. Too gay.
Bag: No. That's what pockets are for.
Wallet: Leather. No coin compartment. That would make it a purse.
Watch: James Bond.
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Foreign muck? I have pictures of you eating foreign muck with my in Cyprus!!! :p

Agree about the wallet/purse point though.
 
Drink: Real Ale, Whiskey or brandy preferably if not anything with alcahol content
Shave: Razor & Clippers.
Wash: Once a day Cold Shower if rushing if there be no rush a scolding hot bath!
Personal products: Toothpaste, deodorant, Aftershave
Eat: Meats & certain veg.
Dog: Don't have one but If i did it would be big & Mean!
Bird: Word!
Clothes: Whatever is nearest to my bed in the morning!
Bag: Only if I'm leaving the country & then It's a manly sports bag.
Wallet: somthing to carry notes and cards doesn't matter what material so long as it's a manly colour.
Watch: Titanium.
 
Drink:Whiskey, beer
Hobbies: Weight lifting, Boxing & Tae Kwon Do*
Shave: Razor & Clippers.
Shower: Once or twice a day depending on if I've gone weight lifting.
Personal products:Showergel, toothpaste, deodorant, Aftershave
Eat:LOTS! Meats, potatos, pasta, rice & Brocoli
Dog: Akita.
Bird: Researching Falcony, maybe getting a Buzzard if I've got enough time to give one a decent standard of living. Flying a Golden Eagle is September.
Clothes: Tracky bottoms & T Shirt. Jeans if I want to look smart.
Bag: Nope
Wallet: somthing to carry notes and cards Made out of Leather.


*Suspended while I concentrate on weight lifting.
 
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i'm in my darlings!!

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mac1st3 said:
it's not pink moron!!!!

it's a pikachu design >.> :p
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That proper made me LOL


Drink: Beer, Brandy or Rum
Shave: Razor & Clippers
Wash: Once a day, twice if seeing a lady friend in the eve.
Personal products: Toothpaste, Deodorant, Aftershave, Shower gel
Eat: Meat only
Dog: Don't have one but If i did it would be big & Mean!
Bird: Several for different moods.
Clothes: Whatever I pick up in the morning whilst still half asleep
Bag: Only if I'm leaving the country or spending the night and a lady friends, then its a sports bag.
Wallet: somthing to carry notes and cards doesn't matter what material so long as it's a manly colour.
Watch: Dont wear one.
 
Gilly said:
Bird: Not big. Understands it is not it's own master.
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Is this you admitting you're a pigeon fancier? I understand that's quite common in Yorkshire? ;) Incidentally I ended up driving a bit of a diversion through some of Yorkshire yesterday, I'd never realised quite how beautiful some of it is.

No idea if I'd be classed as Alpha or not but frankly I don't much care, I am who I am and anyone else is free to like me or not on that basis.
 
- I only shave my face with a stanley knife whilst I'm busy engineering something attached to the live mains.

- Woman has to employ someone to bring me my food and drink as her chain doesn't reach far enough.



I have recently trimmed my chest and had my back waxed............ Erm..... As I had soo much hair I could not physically get up because I was living in a crater.
 
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