The OcUK Alpha thread

[knip]

*puts an order in for a pint of vodka*

*Offers to bring a bottle of coke if she can share the vodka!*

And I can vouch for the fact that FF has a very well spoken english sounding voice.

 

[dangerstat]

*Offers to bring a bottle of coke if she can share the vodka!*

And I can vouch for the fact that FF has a very well spoken english sounding voice.

Typical woman, we buy the vodka, and she buys the cola.

 

[AtlanticP]

*Offers to bring a bottle of coke if she can share the vodka!*

And I can vouch for the fact that FF has a very well spoken english sounding voice.

No doubt with a slight french twang too

 

[knip]

Typical woman, we buy the vodka, and she buys the cola.

Ere im unemployed at the moment, a bottle of the finest coca cola is about as far as I can stretch!

No doubt with a slight french twang too

Only when he says something filthy in French.

 

[AtlanticP]

Only when he says something filthy in French.

t m i

 

[Angilion]

I have fur from my eyebrow to my toes.

After hearing one of my toes break in an accident at work, I merely stood still for a few seconds and then finished the last hour or so of my shift before strapping my toe up myself.

I have continuous pain in one testicle. There's nothing wrong with it - I've had exploratory surgery to confirm that - it's just idiopathic pain. So I ignore it.

 

[Freefaller]

t m i

You asked.

But it is all true.

 

[dangerstat]

Hang on a second this is all Kinp central.I think Miss Knips needs to justify holding the attentions of so many up standing gentlemen.

 

[knip]

Hang on a second this is all Kinp central.I think Miss Knips needs to justify holding the attentions of so many up standing gentlemen.

And how would I do that? Im so Alpha that FF only says nice things about me cos hes so frigging scared of me!

 

[Freefaller]

She kept me standing all night I can assure you.

 

[Freefaller]

And how would I do that? Im so Alpha that FF only says nice things about me cos hes so frigging scared of me!

Hey, that's not true. I'm just not used to such fast women

 

[dangerstat]

Hey, that's not true. I'm just not used to such fast women

With no possible offence at all I missed the s in fast then I was reading it. I need to take more time reading threads

 

[knip]

Hey, that's not true. I'm just not used to such fast women

Told you ya couldnt keep up with me!

 

[knip]

With no possible offence at all I missed the s in fast then I was reading it. I need to take more time reading threads

Dont make me alpha bitchslap you!

 

[dangerstat]

Dont make me alpha bitchslap you!

Don't let me stop you if that's your "thing".

 

[Freefaller]

She'll ask you who your daddy is if you carry on like that

 

[knip]

She'll ask you who your daddy is if you carry on like that

Will you stop giving away all my secrets, I didnt think you'd want to share them!

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

But you sound so girly when a hunter pounces you

Unless these lies are removed immediately I shall have to come around to your house and demonstrate my Alphaness to you.

(Warning, demonstration of Alphaness may result in busting down of doors, damage to household furniture/pets and extreme discomfort in the general vicinity of what you once referred to as your body but can now only be vaguely described as a pulpy mass)

 

[dangerstat]

Will you stop giving away all my secrets, I didnt think you'd want to share them!

I've been taught well, when I don't have a nice thing to say, I should say nothing at all

 

[ShaolinDreams]

this thread is turning beta