The OcUK Alpha thread

[AtlanticP]

I once scraped the pork chop fat marinade out of the grill pan and ate it on a toasted sandwich. It was epic.

but was that with mustard and Chilli Von ?

 

[Dano]

I once scraped the pork chop fat marinade out of the grill pan and ate it on a toasted sandwich. It was epic.

Marinade? grill pan? toasted sandwich?

 

[Rotty]

 

[Neoni]

I once scraped the pork chop fat marinade out of the grill pan and ate it on a toasted sandwich. It was epic.

i once saw my uncle eat a layer of fat thicker than 2" and the size of a slice of bread, in a sandwich

 

[AtlanticP]

Bloody tourist's

/*runs away

 

[Dano]

^^^ I bet you cropped the socks and sandals out ^^^

 

[TheCenturion]

No chest shaving, the occasional skinny jeans, occasion al moisturising due to eczema, no tanning, definitely no SWMBO.

I don't have a place in this thread

 

[DreXeL]

England shirt and Union jack shorts. Awesomely non-gay

 

[benneh]

<< poncy metrosexual fag.

 

[jumpy]

I once scraped the pork chop fat marinade out of the grill pan and ate it on a toasted sandwich. It was epic.

mmm dripping on toast... it's up there with black pudding/full english fry-ups and roast dinners on sunday.

 

[AtlanticP]

^^^ I bet you cropped the socks and sandals out ^^^

found this laying on Rotty's cutting room floor

 

[DreXeL]

No chest shaving, the occasional skinny jeans, occasion al moisturising due to eczema, no tanning, definitely no SWMBO.

I don't have a place in this thread

The moisturising for the eczema is just about acceptable, but skinny jeans are a complete no-no. Get the **** out of the thread, you big nancy.

 

[Nitefly]

 

[Busa]

Just went for a slash and my shirt was hanging down a bit and i slashed all over it and onto the bog seat to...man enough for you?

 

[TheCenturion]

The moisturising for the eczema is just about acceptable, but skinny jeans are a complete no-no. Get the **** out of the thread, you big nancy.

I've replaced most with slim jeans?

 

[Dark_Angel]

If you want some true alpha, I suggest we organise some fights to the death.

AttackMode v Platinum87

You will have to wait for platinum... he is eatting his fishfingers.

 

[DreXeL]

Just went for a slash and my shirt was hanging down a bit and i slashed all over it and onto the bog seat to...man enough for you?

 

[BloomerzUK]

I' am not a 'poncy metrosexual fag'.

Now where's my mustard.

 

[monkeygremlin]

I have a #1 all over beard and haircut, a large black motorbike, and skin so dry my fingertips are splitting. Grrr!

 

[Dorje]

Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? Guy-liner? Tanning? SWMBO?

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!! The relentless wave of gay needs to be stopped!!

Post in here if you aren't a poncy metrosexual fag

No to all the metro stuff. Yes to the rest.

But I drive an MX-5, does that make me fail?

Or win because, it's RWD, no luxuries, flys round corners and I'm getting a bucket seat next week?