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The OCUK anonymous confession thread!

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Vanilla, Apr 29, 2007.

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  1. EVH

    Don

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004

    Posts: 26,916

    I once bought a double XL whopper meal at burger king for 58p.

    The girl behind the till didn't press the final 9 (5.89) and I just casually pressed ok on the chip and pin and walked away :D
     
  2. Dr_Evil

    Mobster

    Joined: Jun 7, 2005

    Posts: 3,036

    Location: SE London

    What's to confess? Unless you enjoyed the burger, then told her boss about the mistake and she got fired?
     
  3. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    I have 1x £2, 3x 50p, 4x 20p coins in my wallet.... ;)

    Burnsy
     
  4. xb8browney

    Soldato

    Joined: May 19, 2005

    Posts: 5,584

    Location: North East

    More like why use a card at BK? :confused:
     
  5. platypus

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jul 25, 2003

    Posts: 38,980

    Location: Rhône-Alpes+Cambridge

    Well I've made light of it in another thread on here but I just have to confess it in the end.

    Three months ago, someone approached me, lets call him Sebastian. He approached me with a business proposal, one which seemed like an interesting deal, once which would gain me fame and respect from, not only my favourite over clockers, but my country and also the world.

    Once the deal was agreed, I would be undertaking a project to produce something that would be widely viewed, and understandably, I commanded a fairly large fee for the work, similar to what anyone in my position would have done. Fortunately for me, the fee was happily agreed upon, assuming I could stick to my brief.

    Now, this wasn't a huge amount of money, but it was a lot to me, and having never had a large amount of cash dumped on me like this, I started to go off the rails. Wild parties, drugs, hookers, cars, you name it. By the time I got a grip I'd spent half the money. After seeing a counsellor, I was fortunate enough to be able to speak to my family, and invest the rest of the money into a fund that I'll be using to buy my first house with.

    There was however a bigger problem, I almost missed the deadline for the project, so had to do a quick fix. Having spent all this cash, the pressure was just too much to cope, so in a panic, I ended up getting my two year old niece to do it*.



    *Feeling rather emotional now, so I will post the rest *later*.
     
  6. Darkwave

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 25, 2005

    Posts: 13,780

    Maybe he wasn't carrying cash. :o
     
  7. melbourne720

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Sep 26, 2006

    Posts: 1,945

    Location: West Bridgford

    Took me till the end before I twigged :D Good post platypus!
     
  8. krooton

    Caporegime

    Joined: May 9, 2004

    Posts: 25,822

    Location: Leafy outskirts of London

    LOL!

    I see what you did there ;)
     
  9. Dr_Evil

    Mobster

    Joined: Jun 7, 2005

    Posts: 3,036

    Location: SE London

    Is this "project" related to producing a five-curler at all?
     
  10. Gaygle

    Capodecina

    Joined: Nov 7, 2004

    Posts: 14,990

    Location: East of England

    :confused:

    EDIT: wait, is this to do with something from another thread...?
     
  11. alexakasloth

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Aug 13, 2004

    Posts: 7,553

    Location: Sussex

    It's supposed to be anonymous :p
     
  12. melbourne720

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Sep 26, 2006

    Posts: 1,945

    Location: West Bridgford

    Sebastian... think about it for a second...
    ...
    ..
    .

    :D
     
  13. platypus

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jul 25, 2003

    Posts: 38,980

    Location: Rhône-Alpes+Cambridge

    Its ok, this other guy still hasn't twigged :p
    :p
     
  14. Dr_Evil

    Mobster

    Joined: Jun 7, 2005

    Posts: 3,036

    Location: SE London

    Give us 1 more hint pls?
     
  15. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jun 26, 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia


    Little britain? :confused:
     
  16. platypus

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jul 25, 2003

    Posts: 38,980

    Location: Rhône-Alpes+Cambridge

    Oh lord, well I didn't think it was that clever, you must be a genius Melbourne <3

    :p
     
  17. Kristoph

    Sgarrista

    Joined: May 11, 2007

    Posts: 8,271

    Nice one platypus :D

    Cant believe others haven't got it yet! :p
     
  18. Zefan

    Don

    Joined: Jan 15, 2006

    Posts: 29,351

    Location: Tosche Station

    I don't get it :( :o
     
  19. Gaygle

    Capodecina

    Joined: Nov 7, 2004

    Posts: 14,990

    Location: East of England

    :( :confused:
     
  20. krooton

    Caporegime

    Joined: May 9, 2004

    Posts: 25,822

    Location: Leafy outskirts of London

    Lol, I think trying to figure it out is going to make it even less obvious for them now :D
     
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