The OCUK highway code

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Remove all car manufacturers, have 1 standard car for everyone to drive... same price, renewed every year compulsory... get rid of MOTs, Tax (As its bundled in the yearly upgrade price)... all the same colour, spec etc

All automatics, all accelarate at the same speed, brake etc
 
mlbtheshow said:
Remove all car manufacturers, have 1 standard car for everyone to drive... same price, renewed every year compulsory... get rid of MOTs, Tax (As its bundled in the yearly upgrade price)... all the same colour, spec etc

All automatics, all accelarate at the same speed, brake etc
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Can i have leather seats in mine?
 
I'm going full retro!

Jewish racing gold, dark brown vinyl roof, white walls, wing mirrors, spoiler and brown racing stripes. This has win written all over it, I feel it in my juices.
 
Housey said:
I'm going full retro!

Jewish racing gold, dark brown vinyl roof, white walls, wing mirrors, spoiler and brown racing stripes. This has win written all over it, I feel it in my juices.
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STOP THE BUS.....

You forgot the lightning conductors hanging off the back bumper.

I am by the way going for Merc 190e battle ship grey with tan leather and dash top, complemented with wolfrace slot mags!!!!!
 
Everyone gets a one time use "RED CALL" once per month for those work mornings running late.

Strobe onto the dash/roof/bonnet and fire up the twos and blues. Emergency service road rules concessions apply.

Maybe once a quarter, we shall see.
 
Rule 234: If a Police Officer asks you 'Who do you think you are, Stirling Moss?', the answer 'Yes' is a valid response and no further action will be taken.
This is covered in more detail in Chapter 8: Hooning, in which it is explained that any and every motoring (or other) offense up to and including manslaughter has the legal defense of 'being out for a hoon' and no action will be taken.
 
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