The OcUK Relationship Counselling and Hugs Thread

[mattyprice4004]

We see it all the time, a thread entitled 'Oh no, another relationship thread' or 'Help, my missus caught me watching porn and won't speak to me' etc etc.

I thought it was time to condense all relationship stories, woes, help threads and other lovey dovey nonsense into one thread.

Sort of like the 'This instant and moment' but just for relationships - let's see if the usefullness of the OcUK Massive can help other people in a thread dedicated to how **** computer people are with women, or men.

I'm useless myself, I have a couple of threads on here about how I've managed to screw up a relationship in epic proportions!
So share your woes, have a group hug, and let your heart pour out into the most un-manly thread on here.

Go.

 

[DJMK4]

I havnt had a girlfriend in 4-5 years

*Looks at right hand*

Although I had been in relationships in the past, some lasting 4 years or so, I do miss it, however, I think if I went back in to one, I would miss the freedom of being single.

 

[Edrof]

I have no relationship problems, but dear God, won't somebody hug me!?

 

[Tom0]

Just so this is at the top of the page.

She's already shagging someone else.

 

[Spenty]

Relationships are for the weak.

 

[~>Dg<~]

as a old coal miner saying goes " if you aint shagging them somene is "

 

[mattyprice4004]

Free hugs are a given in here, feel the OcUK warmth.

Relationships, for me anyway, are probably one of the most rewarding things possible when they go well. It's when it all goes to pot that it becomes a massive ballache.

 

[Skillmister]

Relationships are for the week.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I've no relationship & no problems...


but can I still requisition a hug please?

 

[mattyprice4004]

I've no relationship & no problems...


but can I still requisition a hug please?

Fine...

Skillmister, hug him.

 

[SeraphX]

Haven't had a girlfriend in way longer than i can remember, it's bloody annoying now, but unlikely to change Hugs please

 

[mattyprice4004]

Haven't had a girlfriend in way longer than i can remember, it's bloody annoying now, but unlikely to change Hugs please

What makes you think that? *hugs*

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

My piece keeps hinting at marriage...woe is me. You know the stuff, come down from bed in the morning to find a load of tabs open at wedding dresses and rings. I cant deal with that at 7am, I just want to have my coffee and look at cats on Reddit damnit woman.

 

[mattyprice4004]

My piece keeps hinting at marriage...woe is me. You know the stuff, come down from bed in the morning to find a load of tabs open at wedding dresses and rings. I cant deal with that at 7am, I just want to have my coffee and look at cats on Reddit damnit.

That's some serious hinting!

Run fast, and run far.

 

[SeraphX]

What makes you think that? *hugs*

Because i've been single for so long, every opportunity that comes along usually crashes and burns for some stupidly inane reason, or i get my personal favourite old gem, 'your like the brother i don't have' or 'I'd rather be friends'

 

[godinman]

I've had the same girlfriend for the last 7 years who I've just bought a house with. Score!

 

[Tute]

I've been with my girlfriend 9 years this month. Not married, no kids, but we do live together.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

So no hug?

Ok I now have 1 problem being un-huggable

 

[SeraphX]

I've been with my girlfriend 9 years this month. Not married, no kids, but we do live together.

Congrats

So no hug?

I now have 1 problem being un-huggable

Have a Hug

 

[mattyprice4004]

Because i've been single for so long, every opportunity that comes along usually crashes and burns for some stupidly inane reason, or i get my personal favourite old gem, 'your like the brother i don't have' or 'I'd rather be friends'

Phate is the master of friendzoning, you should chat to him sometime.

I used to find the same until I got my confidence up. Since then I've had a bit more luck, fingers crossed anyway.