The OcUK Relationship Counselling and Hugs Thread

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:37

We see it all the time, a thread entitled 'Oh no, another relationship thread' or 'Help, my missus caught me watching porn and won't speak to me' etc etc.

I thought it was time to condense all relationship stories, woes, help threads and other lovey dovey nonsense into one thread.

Sort of like the 'This instant and moment' but just for relationships - let's see if the usefullness of the OcUK Massive can help other people in a thread dedicated to how **** computer people are with women, or men.

I'm useless myself, I have a couple of threads on here about how I've managed to screw up a relationship in epic proportions!
So share your woes, have a group hug, and let your heart pour out into the most un-manly thread on here.

Go.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:41

Free hugs are a given in here, feel the OcUK warmth.

Relationships, for me anyway, are probably one of the most rewarding things possible when they go well. It's when it all goes to pot that it becomes a massive ballache.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:45

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I've no relationship & no problems...

but can I still requisition a hug please?

Fine...

Skillmister, hug him.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:48

SeraphX said:
Haven't had a girlfriend in way longer than i can remember, it's bloody annoying now, but unlikely to change Hugs please

What makes you think that? *hugs*

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:51

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
My piece keeps hinting at marriage...woe is me. You know the stuff, come down from bed in the morning to find a load of tabs open at wedding dresses and rings. I cant deal with that at 7am, I just want to have my coffee and look at cats on Reddit damnit.

That's some serious hinting! :eek:

Run fast, and run far.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 14:55

SeraphX said:
Because i've been single for so long, every opportunity that comes along usually crashes and burns for some stupidly inane reason, or i get my personal favourite old gem, 'your like the brother i don't have' or 'I'd rather be friends'

Phate is the master of friendzoning, you should chat to him sometime.

I used to find the same until I got my confidence up. Since then I've had a bit more luck, fingers crossed anyway.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 15:00

SeraphX said:
Friendzoning? what is that in english? lol

I have confidence, i know how great i am/can be, but i also know the sun will never shine out of my proverbial

Managing to be put into the friend zone by every girl you meet.

Girls seem to like confidence for some reason, but there's a fine line between being confident in yourself, and being a ****. I usually go too far.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 15:04

We can all but hope the same happens to us Zefan.

mattyprice4004 · 23 Apr 2012 at 18:32

I suppose I should weigh in now it's taken off.

I broke up with my partner of 2 years just over a month ago officially, although it was over for a lot longer than that - we just stayed together for our daughter's sake.

I'm now seeing a lovely new girl who accepts my past and takes me for who I am, so nomatter how bad it gets there's always hope guys.

mattyprice4004 · 24 Apr 2012 at 10:17

Nitefly said:
There's no such thing as the friend zone, you just aren't good looking or funny enough!

Not much that anyone can do but man up and just generally be much better.

Not an issue for me, believe me. I'm a pro stalker, combined with my brainwashing skills I'm unstoppable.

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 14:32

I feel I need to drag this thread to the top for you to all laugh at me... all I can say in public is:

ARRGGGHHHH!

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 14:42

infernox said:
Been single for ages....sigh.

It's so, so so much easier...

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 14:54

It sucks, but I'd be willing to bring up someone's kids if it was a genuinely good relationship.

Still talking to my ex who I had a daughter with, it's weird how you look back and wish you could change things.

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 14:54

TommyV said:
the bird won't let me put it in her behind, any advise/thoughts OCUK?

Get her drunk and 'slip'.

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 15:03

Thread going downhill fast...

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 15:10

.....drunk!

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 15:33

paradisiac said:
this is the hardest thing. you keep in contact because of the kids, and you wonder what would have happened if you had done something differently. unfortunatly most of the time no matter what you did it would have ended the same way eventually.
a lifetime of loneliness though doesn't sound fun though, so i hope there is someone out there for me

Yeah, you and me both. It's scary thinking of a life alone, but even scarier thinking of a life being unhappy.

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 16:52

Jesus, that's rough man.

mattyprice4004 · 10 May 2012 at 16:55

Moving abroad for a woman is mental.

mattyprice4004 · 14 May 2012 at 12:49

Waaaay, now single. Go me. :rolleyes:

That, plus a Monday plus loads of work to do = very grumpy Mat.