The one you suspect is gay...

[Kreeeee]

I'm 46% according to the test.

Went to a gay pub on Old Compton Street on Friday night with another hetero mate and the bouncer on the door asked us if we realised it was a gay bar when we entered. This only confirms that I ooze heterosexualness.

http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p10200134zn.jpg

Have you had breast surgery? You've got the scars.

 

[basmic]

No really shocking isnt it!! Indians in India, whatever next?!

Indians in England?

 

[Scam]

Could be just the guys confident?

Not confident. More arrogant, heh

 

[panthro]

Have you had breast surgery? You've got the scars.

hahahahahaha......looks more like breast reduction.

 

[Creature]

Awesome

I have accused of being gay before though, wasn't all that nice but I just brushed it off. I know one gay guy back home, but he's an alright guy.
There was also a guy at Alton Towers who asked if I wanted to buy something for my girlfriend, said I didn't have one, then asked if I wanted to buy one for my boyfriend. Much laughing at my expence ensued

 

[reflex]

Iv been asked if im gay by my mother aswell, im only 17 and it was becuase iv not brought a girl back YET lol!

 

[Mr_L]

Ooo, now boys form an orderly queue!

The contents of this post may be entirely fictional.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I get it the other way (ooh err), its people who think I'm gay.
Two weeks ago a workmate of about 20 years was talking to another workmate and they ended up talking about me. One of them mentioned my daughter and the other was shocked.
"What do you mean daughter, Daves got a daughter?"
"Yeah, he's got two age 18 and 16"
"He isn't married though?"
"He's been married over 25 years to the same woman"
"I always thought he was gay"

I often get chatted up by blokes when I'm gigging with my band so I don't know what signals I give off.

I think I got that much because I had to put "I give flowers" when I've never done in my life and I shave my pubes.

 

[Red and White]

The contents of this post may be entirely fictional.

yeah right

 

[robhough]

Get them to take the Test

I was classed as only 6% gay, I bet there are a couple of you homos here who are way gayer than that. If you don't take the test you are nothing but a pink shirt wearing, mincing, poof.

13%

 

[SideWinder]

Get them to take the Test

I was classed as only 6% gay, I bet there are a couple of you homos here who are way gayer than that. If you don't take the test you are nothing but a pink shirt wearing, mincing, poof.

36%. Omg.

 

[alexakasloth]

LOL you're fine jon


I meant that as in your not too gay, not that you are 'fine'

 

[SideWinder]

LOL you're fine jon


I meant that as in your not too gay, not that you are 'fine'

See if you hadn't of added that small print... Edit: Why aren't we talking on MSN instead.

 

[homerio]

Have you had breast surgery? You've got the scars.

I was leaning forwards at my computer for a while so my rolls of fat made marks

 

[mauron]

I came out at 25% gay, does that mean I fancy 1 in 4 of the blokes I meet?

 

[tom26]

Stephen if you read this don't bother taking the test you know it's going to be above 90%.

 

[HangTime]

who never talks about their ex-girlfriend and generally gets up tight when you mention female relationships...

Virgins or even just shy people in general can be like that too. A few years ago it wouldn't suprise me if people had me down as a potential homo.

I know someone who is incredibly camp, loves Wham, Spandau Ballet and all the 80s cheese, wears skin-tight clothes and mascara etc and kisses men. He also makes 'jokes' about wanting to bum me which can get vaguely irritating at times. Nearly everyone who meets him assumes he's gay, but then, he claims to be straight and sleeps with women so at 'worst' he is bi rather than gay.

 

[Duke]

23%

 

[willd58]

Ha, i love the comment.

 

[PardonTheWait]

Mohinder.

*n

Edit: 40% Rayleigh Weir, apparently.