The one you suspect is gay...

Otacon said:
You're 87% gay, according to your location :p

Me:

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Less ghey than you :cool:

So, theres 33% of you up for grabs? :cool:
 
My housemate is kinda the opposite. He's so vocal about his sexuality we're sure he's gay. Constantly goes on about his past with girls etc..and always brings it up. If anyone jokes about him, or something he's done being a bit wuffy - or even makes the tiniest of hints, he'll straight away reply 'i'm comfortable with my sexuality thank you very much'. We have a joke that we're sure he'd have sex with a man just to prove he's straight...

Not only was he in the shops at one time trying jeans on, but he came out of the changing room to have a look in the mirror and said 'hmn, theyre not tight enough around my arse'. Fairly loudly too. :\

In fact most of the friend-of-friend's women we've met have been convinced he's gay because of the way he dresses. We're sure the stories and constant women-chasing is just all one big facade :p
 
23% gay.

Speaking of gay people. A cousin of mine came out of the closet a few months back, and his family all but disowned him. I'm about the only person in the family who talks to the poor bugger now! :(

Personally, I don't really care about the sexuality of my mates. I got a few friends (male) who are gay and it has never bothered me. I can understand why some people would feel uncomfortable around homosexual people though, and some even see it as "un natural".

I got nothing to hide with my sexuality and am fairly comfortable. I don't feel "weird" or "uncomfortable" around homosexual men because they just don't bother me. Although sometimes I wish I was gay and single because women do your bleedin' head in! :p
 
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I don't actually know anyone that hasn't decided their sexual preference. I know a few gay men and women but I've no idea what percentage they make up of my friends.

I'd just like to state that I am a heterosexual Tyrannosaurus but the for the right money I'd turn sausage jockey for a weekend. We're talking big bucks mind - I'm no slapper...£20 at least.
 
Mr Blonde said:
I'd just like to state that I am a heterosexual Tyrannosaurus but the for the right money I'd turn sausage jockey for a weekend. We're talking big bucks mind - I'm no slapper...£20 at least.
you got yourself a deal.

take cheques?
 
If you see 2 indian men and one has him arm round the others shoulder, 99% of the time they are not a gay couple, its just their thing, its what they do when they are being friendly.
 
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