The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


An Idontthinkhesaurus.


My girlfriend came home from work in tears and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-Box.


I,ll get my coat
 
If God designed the front of a woman, who designed the back?

The Council, who else would put a play area next to a **** hole!

*gets coat* :o
 
My daughter has reached that age where she has started talking about sex.

Only this morning, she said to me "Is that the best you can do?"

I have no daughter!
 
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Dj_Jestar said:
My daughter has reached that age where she has started talking about sex.

Only this morning, she said to me "Is that the best you can do?"

I have no daughter!
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That deserves recognition. Foul, I like it.


A door-to-door vacuum salesman knocks on an old woman's door. Desperate to make a sale he throws a bag of dog **** on her carpet and exclaims "Madam, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't clean up that ****, I will eat what remains myself!" to which she replies "Well, I hope you're hungry. The electric's gone out"
 
what is the differnce between iron man and iron woman?

iron man is a super hero.

iron woman is an instruction
 
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