Things I don't like (TIDL) thread

A terrible shame indeed. People finding mowing too much "agg" and effort for the requirement of a neat and tidy garden. Because it's yours right? Can't have it looking slightly messy and natural now can we?

Loathsome.

Terrible shame?
Cry me a river, I’ve got better things to do with my time than keeping a lawn tidy, and you’re right, it is mine, which means that I took the flak from the nutty redhead when weeds were sprouting all over the place, so no, I won’t have it looking messy and natural, I’ll have it looking tidy and easy to manage.
You might want to lighten up with the loathsome, I’m no keyboard warrior, you can say what you wish about me, I’ve been provoked by professionals, so your attempt won’t faze me, but you might say it to the wrong person one day.
 
To be fair, long grass is doing a nature a favour. If i had a lawn i'd have wild patch too. Long untouched grass is a good place for the insects. People ever notice those un mowed sections in areas the council are required to mow?
Each to their own though.

I find it annoying if rubbish is on the streets/littering, but in reality it just ends up landfill anyway. *Shrugs*
 
Sunken ironworks (drains, covers etc). I can deal with potholes by avoiding them but how are you meant to avoid drains/covers that are an inch below the road surface that sometimes take up 1/4 of the lane. I've had to replace the top mounts on my car 3 times :mad:
 
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After another incident I don't like motorists telling me I shouldn't be cycling because I don't pay Road Tax.
It's always amusing when I educate them that there has been no such thing as Road Tax since 1937 - Google it.
 
After another incident I don't like motorists telling me I shouldn't be cycling because I don't pay Road Tax.
It's always amusing when I educate them that there has been no such thing as Road Tax since 1937 - Google it.

Ah that old chestnut! THey especially don't like it when you point out that VED (Vehicle Excise Duty) is emissions based, so even if cyclists had to be registered, the amount of tax paid would still be zero :D

They also don't like it when I point out that I also have a car which I do pay VED on, but chose to leave it at home and cycle for pleasure and the goodness of my health, thereby I kind of *do* pay tax to use the road...
 
My latest pet hates:

People listening to music on headphones when driving; unless your car stereo is knackered, why?!

People wearing massive 'over ear'/'can' style headphones in public; it just looks silly wearing the type of headphones you used to only use on your stereo at home walking down the street. Plus it must isolate the wearer from the surroundings pretty well, meaning that they could be more in danger from traffic hazards
 
They especially don't like it when you point out that VED (Vehicle Excise Duty) is emissions based, so even if cyclists had to be registered, the amount of tax paid would still be zero :D

Perhaps they should be made to pay tax based on the extra emissions that they generate by forcing multiple motorised vehicles to slow down, crawl along at 15mph or so (Halving the cruising MPG), and then having to burn even more extra fuel accelerating to get past and back up to speed! :D

(Not at all insignificant in the case of an HGV. I estimate around 1/3 Litre every single time this happens If a Cyclist "Obstructs" an HGV more than once every 3 miles or so, he would generate less emissions driving instead)
 
Perhaps they should be made to pay tax based on the extra emissions that they generate by forcing multiple motorised vehicles to slow down, crawl along at 15mph or so (Halving the cruising MPG), and then having to burn even more extra fuel accelerating to get past and back up to speed! :D

(Not at all insignificant in the case of an HGV. I estimate around 1/3 Litre every single time this happens If a Cyclist "Obstructs" an HGV more than once every 3 miles or so, he would generate less emissions driving instead)

Or HGV drivers could respect speed limits, drive smoothly and not tailgate car drivers intimidatingly, especially in average speed camera roadworks? Thereby saving fuel by cruising at a constant speed and not burning fuel unnecessarily to keep falling back and bursting forward right up to the vehicle in front. Like the pleb behind me this morning in heavy traffic, who was tailgating me VERY closely, and then when I moved to the outside lane, kept passing alongside me and then sliding back, despite a) me driving at a constant speed appropriate to the traffic conditions, and b) there being another HGV in front of him, so there was no opportunity to overtake anyway!
 
Or HGV drivers could respect speed limits, drive smoothly and not tailgate car drivers intimidatingly, especially in average speed camera roadworks? Thereby saving fuel by cruising at a constant speed and not burning fuel unnecessarily to keep falling back and bursting forward right up to the vehicle in front. Like the pleb behind me this morning in heavy traffic, who was tailgating me VERY closely, and then when I moved to the outside lane, kept passing alongside me and then sliding back, despite a) me driving at a constant speed appropriate to the traffic conditions, and b) there being another HGV in front of him, so there was no opportunity to overtake anyway!

I really do not get the tailgating thing really, or the elephant racing on hills either. :confused:

Example....

I do not drive fast these days, a) because my boy racer (And the cars that went with it! V12 Jags, Rover vitesse, etc) are long gone.

(I do still have a little E36 1.9 Coupe which can be quite brisk if I want her to be. But even as the 1.9, the traction control still cuts in if I am over enthusiastic. The 2.8/M class versions must have been brutal! :eek: :cool:).

and b) Because I am more vans and land cruisers these days so though they can go faster, 50-60 is as fast as is comfortable.

My Motorway/DC strategy is to pick what I think is a lightly loaded lorry in L1 (IE one that is unlikely to slow much on hills) and hold station about 100 yards behind it (Or around 3 seconds gap) using it as a pacemaker.

So what happens.

I end up with some jerk in a truck 6ft off my back bumper. (With L2 empty)! What exactly does he want me to do?

Speed up a bit so that I catch up with the lorry in front and then resume my previous speed?

If he hasn't sufficient reserve to pass me, he wont have sufficient to pass the truck I am using as pacemaker! So what is the point? :rolleyes:

And as for the elephant racing. I remember driving down the A303(? I think it was the 303) a couple of years ago on the hilly DC section.

It is like Dual!

We have Mr Light and Mr Heavy.

On the downhill bits Mr Heavy has the edge so he pulls out to inch past Mr Light (Holding everybody else up in the process). On the uphill bits Mr Light has the advantage so he pulls out to inch past Mr heavy (Holding everybody else up in the process)

"N" switchbacks later Mr Light and Mr heavy are still next to one another. If Mr Light had just stayed behind Mr Heavy they would both be in exactly the same position but without holding up everybody else in the process! (Mr Light might well have used slightly less fuel too)

But none of this detracts from the fact that really, Cycling is not emissions free. The presence of cyclists on the highway, particularly on busy SC roads, will in many cases increase the emissions of other vehicles beyond what they would have been had the cyclists not been present. The effect is much smaller with cars than with HFGV's of course. But there are many more cars than HGV's and lots of little bits will add up.

I would expect that on a busy (Say rush hour) single carriageway road (IE one where most drivers will be unable to time a cruising pass to match a clear opposite carriageway) Any cyclist will probably be generating more, possibly even considerably more, emissions than they would have done driving a car.
 
This darn hot weather. It's less than an hour to midnight and it's still 27 degrees C. And humid as **** to boot (84%).
 
To be fair i woke up in a sweat last night. Mild winter so far. Defo 27 in my bed.

Waking up a measly hour before the alarm goes off and needing a pee. Really?

Ah that old chestnut! THey especially don't like it when you point out that VED (Vehicle Excise Duty) is emissions based, so even if cyclists had to be registered, the amount of tax paid would still be zero :D

They also don't like it when I point out that I also have a car which I do pay VED on, but chose to leave it at home and cycle for pleasure and the goodness of my health, thereby I kind of *do* pay tax to use the road...

Haha, gotta remember this one. Never really gave it a thought.
 
tHe bull crap sensastionilsm of any sort of minor speeding offence

The driver was eventually pulled over after reaching speeds of almost 85mph, where he was issued a ticket and reported for the offence.

Taking to social media to highlight to the public the dangers of speeding and remind them of their responsibilities as road users, NW Motorway Police, wrote: "Marked police vehicle follow this private hire taxi on northbound carriageway of M6 approaching junction 23. Vehicle paced and found to be travelling at average speed of 84.96mph. Driver reported, #TX44 #FATALFIVE #NOTWORTHTHERISK."


F right off, its the M6 motorway one of the fastest stretches of road in the UK not outside a primary school at 3 in the afternoon,
between the OMG almost 85 to ethe fatal hashtags, get a grip modern cars are perfectly safe and capable of doing 85 down a wide free flowing motorway in the early hours of the morning without falling off the road and wiping out a small village.
 
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