** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

[MikeTheNative]

Woo short week again this week but having the Monday off is a bit of a pain in the ass. Long weekend was very nice though.

 

[Akagi]

Nothing wrong with that, can eat what you like with a physique like mine

So far gone it doesn't matter anymore because the women stopped looking years ago?

 

[Captain]

So far gone it doesn't matter anymore because the women stopped looking years ago?

Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[ChrisD.]

It's about 10 degrees in the office today, I'm freezing!

 

[MikeTheNative]

It's about 10 degrees in the office today, I'm freezing!

It's the opposite in mine. It's quite a cold day but the aircon is cranked up way too high.

 

[ChrisD.]

aircon

Now you're just showing off. The closest I get to aircon is my commute or if I ever need to go into the data centre (rarely).

 

[Akagi]

Neither of my cars have aircon, but the room I work in has three AC units.

 

[MikeTheNative]

Now you're just showing off. The closest I get to aircon is my commute or if I ever need to go into the data centre (rarely).

Better not tell you about the 7 foot high drawing of Moss from The IT crowd on the wall then. You will be super jealous.

 

[TheVoice]

My BT Infinity sync speed has just jumped from 42Mbps to almost 80Mbps. Nice!

 

[On Holiday]

My BT Infinity sync speed has just jumped from 42Mbps to almost 80Mbps. Nice!

My upload has dropped to 512Kbps

Just about managing though as it's my own connection!


In other news, I need a holiday. Might just bin work off and go somewhere this weekend, ideally someplace hot.. Sad news is not many of my friends are ballers enough to be able to drop work and book a holiday on a couple days notice

 

[Abraxaz1]

So err just found out I'm having a baby girl.


Not sure how I'm going to raise it, is there like a guide for idiots for raising children around?

 

[Phate]

Congratulations! (I think?)

 

[Abraxaz1]

Congratulations! (I think?)

Cheers will be found in the fetal position for the next month

 

[Akagi]

Pretty sure I have compulsive eating disorder as part of my depression anxiety... Some people think it is BS but it is a genuine problem, and its difficult...

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Someone find me another job I can't take the heat no more I think I'm going to tidy up my resume and tonight when I get in. Needs a new look.

 

[MikeTheNative]

I accidentally knocked the auto button on my monitor and can't get it to go back to how it was.

 

[Akagi]

Might be getting another car...

Hopefully it will be bye bye MX5, hello MX5!

 

[MoDe]

Hank marvin. Luckily its someones birthday in the office and cakes shall be consumed this after.

 

[datalol-jack]

Might be getting another car...

Hopefully it will be bye bye MX5, hello MX5!

Another meat wagon for the night hunt?

 

[Akagi]

Some of the things you say just confuse me.

Um, yes?