** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

[robfosters]

VM does not get along with facebook at all.

 

[Phate]

Just tried a very new local barber shop. €15 and the guy did an excellent job, speaks English. It's got that hipster vibe to it which i confess to liking. Very pleased with the result.

He also tidied up the facial furniture too!

 

[datalol-jack]

Just tried a very new local barber shop. €15 and the guy did an excellent job, speaks English. It's got that hipster vibe to it which i confess to liking. Very pleased with the result.

He also tidied up the facial furniture too!

Are you trying to tell us you got mugged by a hipster in Lisbon?

 

[Cosimo]

Empty tube of superglue put back in drawer, grrrrrrrrr......

 

[Phate]

Are you trying to tell us you got mugged by a hipster in Lisbon?

Errrm....

 

[Hyburnate]

Time off work is doing me well but bad. 4 Days till I'm back.

 

[Captain]

My mum seems to love having a pointless disagreement right before I'm about to go to sleep so now I'm wide awake and stressing.

It's times like these I wish I could have a drink...and know how to do plumbing..and fix the thermostat so we can have hot water again...and learn to switch off and not stress so much

Do what I do, take a long shower and you'll be stress free after.

 

[Dis86]

Smoking hot delivery bird just delivered my parcels, I hope I see her again

You failed. If you were smart you would have hit her with the line 'come in, I've got a delivery here for you'.

 

[Captain]

You failed. If you were smart you would have hit her with the line 'come in, I've got a delivery here for you'.

I'm not sure, not everyone can handle such a big package.

 

[datalol-jack]

I'm not sure, not everyone can handle such a big package.

Shame it's on the mantelpiece.

 

[Captain]

Shame it's on the mantelpiece.

At least I have something worth bragging about

 

[datalol-jack]

At least I have something worth bragging about

The scale of your tragedy does not concern us. You had one job!

 

[Nitefly]

Yesterday during a trivial pursuit game we had this question.

"Name one of the only two double land locked countries - being landlocked between countries that are themselves landlocked"

My Mum's answer: "Madagascar"

My god.

 

[qqg3]

Yesterday during a trivial pursuit game we had this question.

"Name one of the only two double land locked countries - being landlocked between countries that are themselves landlocked"

My Mum's answer: "Madagascar"

My god.

When's her birthday? An atlas would make a lovely gift.

 

[Captain]

I'm thinking about a new job, I don't want factory work anymore, I want to choose my own working hours and days and be outside, thinking about becoming a driving instructor or motorbike instructor.

 

[robfosters]

I'm thinking about a new job, I don't want factory work anymore, I want to choose my own working hours and days and be outside, thinking about becoming a driving instructor or motorbike instructor.

Try and find a job that gives you enough time to cook proper food. You seem to subsist on Dominos and noodles.

 

[Akagi]

May be swapping my MK2 1.8 MX5 for a MK1 1.6 JDM one. Watch this space.

 

[datalol-jack]

I'm thinking about a new job, I don't want factory work anymore, I want to choose my own working hours and days and be outside, thinking about becoming a driving instructor or motorbike instructor.

Start pulling the trigger, Clo. Shift work is great when young for extra cash, but it is killing you faster than other less stressful options. Becoming an instructor sounds good! Bad learner drivers make life a thrill!

May be swapping my MK2 1.8 MX5 for a MK1 1.6 JDM one. Watch this space.

EXTREME makeover? Make it lime green too!

 

[Akagi]

Well, they are both red. So I'll still have a red MX5, just a slower and older one.

 

[datalol-jack]

Well, they are both red. So I'll still have a red MX5, just a slower and older one.

Remember - stripes make it go faster!