** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

[MoDe]

Brew o'clock! Tunnocks teacake ftw.

 

[Akagi]

Had a nap. Crazy dream: I lead a band called 'Punching Chihuahuas'. I am not going back to sleep for a while.

It wasn't a dream, we were just crazy drunk...

Thought any more about when you are available for rehearsals?

 

[ChrisD.]

Been on hold with Santander for a while now, thats not so bad, but the automated lady that says 'We apologise for keeping you waiting" every 10 seconds however, is so damn annoying! Funny thing is I'm calling to cancel my account...

First Direct answer the phone so quick I often forget what I'm ringing about. No stupid menu system either.

 

[MikeTheNative]

I'm getting a new laptop in work tomorrow so my current one as a send off is deciding to not work at all today, everything is so slow.

 

[datalol-jack]

It wasn't a dream, we were just crazy drunk...

Thought any more about when you are available for rehearsals?

Scrap the rehearsals; it's gonzo time - gonna tour with Tefal in a cage! \m/\m/

*Kenneth Williams' voice*

Make reeeaady the MEAT WAGON!

 

[Tefal]

I....wait what!?


****...it *puts on leather kilt and gimp mask*

 

[Akagi]

Scrap the rehearsals; it's gonzo time - gonna tour with Tefal in a cage! \m/\m/

*Kenneth Williams' voice*

Make reeeaady the MEAT WAGON!

I recon @Tefal would be up for that.

e;

I....wait what!?


****...it *puts on leather kilt and gimp mask*

Right on cue!

Loose the kilt and the gimp mask pretty boy, where we're going you won't be needing those.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

On my way home to replace an iPhone 6 screen. (Not Mine)

 

[Glaucus]

wtf just had a 5 min snow storm.

 

[robfosters]

I feel like I went to bed Sunday and slept for 6 months. It's like bloody winter out there!

 

[Akagi]

Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.

 

[datalol-jack]

Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.

Not on the chair, Acme!

 

[Akagi]

Not on the chair, Acme!

Eww

 

[Captain]

Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.

That explains why you have **** coming out of both ends?

 

[Akagi]

That explains why you have **** coming out of both ends?

 

[Dis86]

Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.

I've just done the same. Its what I like to call yoyo pooping. Not pleasant so hope you feel better soon.

 

[Akagi]

Haha "yoyo pooping"

I was gone for 20 minutes, came back for about 30 seconds, then disappeared for 20 minutes again... Fortunately my boss isn't around to ask questions.

 

[marc2003]

Just poo yourself. It's an excellent reason to get sent home.

 

[Akagi]

Just poo yourself. It's an excellent reason to get sent home.

I'm good thanks.

I will mention to my manager that I feel unwell and whathaveyou and see what is said though...

 

[MikeTheNative]

I'm good thanks.

I will mention to my manager that I feel unwell and whathaveyou and see what is said though...

Remember actions speak loader than words. If you show him you have an upset stomach you will have a higher chance of getting sent home then just telling. I have just made an absolute retard out of my self with our developers. I just phoned him saying a web page isn't working............turns out the problem was me not putting www.