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Brew o'clock! Tunnocks teacake ftw.
** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **
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It wasn't a dream, we were just crazy drunk...
Thought any more about when you are available for rehearsals?
First Direct answer the phone so quick I often forget what I'm ringing about. No stupid menu system either.
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I'm getting a new laptop in work tomorrow so my current one as a send off is deciding to not work at all today, everything is so slow.
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It wasn't a dream, we were just crazy drunk...
Thought any more about when you are available for rehearsals?
Scrap the rehearsals; it's gonzo time - gonna tour with Tefal in a cage! \m/
\m/*Kenneth Williams' voice*
Make reeeaady the MEAT WAGON!
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Scrap the rehearsals; it's gonzo time - gonna tour with Tefal in a cage! \m/
*Kenneth Williams' voice*
Make reeeaady the MEAT WAGON!
I recon @Tefal would be up for that.
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Right on cue!
Loose the kilt and the gimp mask pretty boy, where we're going you won't be needing those.
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On my way home to replace an iPhone 6 screen. (Not Mine)
(Not Mine)
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I feel like I went to bed Sunday and slept for 6 months. It's like bloody winter out there!
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Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back. 
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Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.
Not on the chair, Acme!
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Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.
That explains why you have **** coming out of both ends?
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I've just done the same. Its what I like to call yoyo pooping. Not pleasant so hope you feel better soon.Feeling physically unwell at work... Came back from the loo, sat down, and ran straight back.
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Haha "yoyo pooping"
I was gone for 20 minutes, came back for about 30 seconds, then disappeared for 20 minutes again... Fortunately my boss isn't around to ask questions.
I was gone for 20 minutes, came back for about 30 seconds, then disappeared for 20 minutes again... Fortunately my boss isn't around to ask questions.
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Just poo yourself. It's an excellent reason to get sent home.
I'm good thanks.
I will mention to my manager that I feel unwell and whathaveyou and see what is said though...
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I'm good thanks.
I will mention to my manager that I feel unwell and whathaveyou and see what is said though...
Remember actions speak loader than words. If you show him you have an upset stomach you will have a higher chance of getting sent home then just telling. I have just made an absolute retard out of my self with our developers. I just phoned him saying a web page isn't working............turns out the problem was me not putting www.
