This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:13

Hyburnate said:
Being single sucks. I guess I need to find myself and some hobbies

Is it Monday yet

There's always Tefal.

Captain · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:16

Hyburnate said:
Being single sucks. I guess I need to find myself and some hobbies

Is it Monday yet

Nothing wrong with being single, I miss the company sometimes but I'm so used to being single now that being in a relationship would feel strange to me.

Do your motorbike test, always somewhere to go, plus you can get involved with us in the bikers cafe.

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:26

I'm single hyburnate bae

Hyburnate · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:29

It's just boring

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:40

Acme said:
I'm single hyburnate bae

Hyburnate said:
It's just boring

Mega burn! Sorry Acme ol' bean, it looks like the hand and the beemer tonight again!

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 11:55

The Bimmer hasn't come home yet and the hand has already been overdone.

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 12:06

Acme said:
The Bimmer hasn't come home yet and the hand has already been overdone.

Another night drifting session gone horribly wrong?

Hyburnate · 8 Apr 2017 at 12:23

Might go wash my car for the third time this week.

I got reserved a spot right underneath a tree and came out to bird ****. It had etched in to the paint so it's had a good polish sesh already. Got it out though

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 12:52

datalol-jack said:
Another night drifting session gone horribly wrong?

Lots of work being done to is.

@Hyburnate This Staples Kashmir smells like farts. You could have warned me that it absorbs farts. I've just had to Febreeze it, I've been wondering why my room smells like ****!

Hyburnate · 8 Apr 2017 at 12:54

Acme said:
Lots of work being done to is.

@Hyburnate This Staples Kashmir smells like farts. You could have warned me that it absorbs farts. I've just had to Febreeze it, I've been wondering why my room smells like ****!

LMFAO!

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:01

Seriously, I jammed my nose into it and had a good sniff while trying to pinpoint the smell and I nearly vomited, it was proper manky. Its bathing in Febreeze at the moment.

Every time I sat on it it released a week old fart!

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:08

Acme said:
Seriously, I jammed my nose into it and had a good sniff

1000 FoxEye points right there! :eek:

Ladies and gents - a new signature for the taking if I ever saw one!

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:09

Hyburnate · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:11

Just spent some money on the Grand National to make me feel better

Car parts are on their way too

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:13

So, they're saying we might get hotter than the south of France... how'd you like them apples, chaps? Guess it's time to dust off the ice bucket.

MikeTheNative · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:28

It was a right pain in the ass trying to clean my BBQ without a proper brush so I pop down to b&Q to pick one up. When I get home, I go to put in in the draw to find a brand new unused one in there.

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 13:38

MikeTheNative said:
It was a right pain in the ass trying to clean my BBQ without a proper brush so I pop down to b&Q to pick one up. When I get home, I go to put in in the draw to find a brand new unused one in there.

Once bitten, twice shy, or what?

Hyburnate · 8 Apr 2017 at 14:24

I'm bored. Someone bring me a car to clean

Akagi · 8 Apr 2017 at 14:32

Hyburnate said:
I'm bored. Someone bring me a car to clean

I'm super bored too, I've just messaged about 10 people and they are all either out doing things already, or at work...

datalol-jack · 8 Apr 2017 at 15:15

Acme said:
I'm super bored too, I've just messaged about 10 people and they are all either out doing things already, or at work...

Your racing crew is letting you down, man.

** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017