** This Instant, Moment, and Month - February 2017 **

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Amazes me how long people spend on the bog. I never understand why.

Get in, get to work, finish business, trousers up, wash hands and bail out.

I have a mate who will read magazines and whatnot...confuses me! lol

Well I spent 6hrs working on a document today, only for Word to crash then fail to recover it :eek:

I managed to recover it manually thank god...took 20mins, but hey, at least I didn't waste the whole god damn day over it.

Annnnd breathe
 
Phate said:
Amazes me how long people spend on the bog. I never understand why.

Get in, get to work, finish business, trousers up, wash hands and bail out.

I have a mate who will read magazines and whatnot...confuses me! lol
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Getting paid to poop is one of life's simple pleasures.

Although I did have a house mate at uni that could get through the best part of a novel in a couple of sittings and also used to take in snacks, he is generally a bit of a strange one though.
 
tom_e said:
Getting paid to poop is one of life's simple pleasures.

Although I did have a house mate at uni that could get through the best part of a novel in a couple of sittings and also used to take in snacks, he is generally a bit of a strange one though.
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Getting paid to poop is fine. But at the same time I am not going to unnecessarily stand there taking in the aftermath of my own poocalypse :p
 
spent the evening with a pic lock training set, and can now open the shed padlock in a few seconds. Think that says more about the quality of the padlock, than my skills.

need to find some more locks to try, not sure the front door is a good idea though.
 
Just finished my prescribing exam, which was the penultimate before finals.

I think it went OK. A few that absolutely stumped me.
 
I have come to the conclusion that anyone who goes to a car dealership and states they want to buy a Jazz should have their licence revoked immediately.

I don't think I have come across one where the driver isn't completely petrified of going over 40mph.
 
Sui said:
I have come to the conclusion that anyone who goes to a car dealership and states they want to buy a Jazz should have their licence revoked immediately.

I don't think I have come across one where the driver isn't completely petrified of going over 40mph.
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Regretting going out and giving one of the vans a wash down, I'm now splattered with filth :( Might have to have a word and get him to keep their own vehicles in a sensible condition!
 
Maccapacca said:
My prostate is okay. I'll let you imagine how that was confirmed.
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So I'm a lowly medical student. I was discussing rectal exams with my colleagues over lunch last week. Someone was happy they'd finally done one. I thought that was very unusual, only just having done their first. However, most other people had still not inserted, or had done just a single PR exam.
I can't quite work out how I'm up to 40 or 50.
 
Went to timeflies in Cardiff last night for a bit of house. John Kelly. Jon pleased wimmin , jearamy Healey.

Head is rather sore today :D
 
Just been offered verbally a new job (well last night) about 10 minutes after the interview. The feedback was "no contest" when comparing me to the other candidates! :cool:

It'll be a nice pay hike too, but **** loads of work to do - but that's the thing with more senior roles you've got to step up!
 
Freefaller said:
Just been offered verbally a new job (well last night) about 10 minutes after the interview. The feedback was "no contest" when comparing me to the other candidates! :cool:

It'll be a nice pay hike too, but **** loads of work to do - but that's the thing with more senior roles you've got to step up!
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Woop. Just hope it doesn't go how mine is where quite frankly I think they're taking the mick. Was told 1 to 2 days a month travel. Been away 3 days this week alone. 35 hour contract and I did 55.
 
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