This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

[Narj]

Send him back!!!1111!

 

[dowie]

I don't think it's that they're not bothered. From chatting to the guy who dropped my phone he did seem genuinely annoyed at the situation. It's just they know how it'll play out in court so they can't justify the time and money doing it, so getting Sohail to accept the caution was something....

that's the problem really... they've got limited resources and have to go with the stuff that's got a higher probability of a conviction

the fact that his photo the night before shows he lied about it isn't necessarily enough in itself to prove he was responsible for burglary...

tbh.. you could always contact some local newspapers with the story or set up a facebook group... name and shame him etc...

 

[Kerplunk]

I'm running out of superlatives!

This thread has just obliterated any comprehension of AMAZING!

 

[jsmoke]

 

[Narj]

From flickr profile:

Hometown:Gobazana
Currently:sheffield, SouthYorkshire
I am: Male
Occupation:Chiller
Website:Youtube

I presume that means chavscum work-dodger.

 

[estebanrey]

Occupation:Chiller

Code word for 'unemployed'

 

[On Holiday]

57 pages?! Which pages hold the best posts?

 

[BuToNz]

This thread is insane, please do go ahead and contact me via trust as I want to send you some freebies from OcUK for entertaining us with such an A+ thread.

Waaaaaaa?!!! I want freebies for entertainment!

 

[Simps]

I was so sure this thread was going to have a similar ending to the 'Posh Dog' Thread that turns out to the a Fox
Thanks. Loved the thread.

 

[Iamzod]

Just had a play around with cerberus, then bought it!

It's going on both mine & the GF's phone as well as the Android tablet we have as i'm sure if anyone breaks into the house the tablet will go.

 

[estebanrey]

57 pages?! Which pages hold the best posts?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 & 57

 

[Twirlywoos]

Did he have a YouTube channel? Can we spam it now

 

[theflapjackking]

Just read this from page 1 it just kept getting better. Well done to the OP for sticking with it even when all hope was lost Offline! Online! Offline!

 

[Shayper]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 & 57

 

[tom_nieto]

Absolutely tremendous read. Only just got a chance to catch up on events since yesterday. Shame he got off with a caution, but nevertheless a fantastic result!

Well played sir!

 

[mattyg]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 & 57 and now 58

Fixed

 

[tom_nieto]

Did he have a YouTube channel? Can we spam it now

Also this

 

[King Damager]

Man up all! 22 pages here!

To be fair, when I read it I only read posts by the OP.

kd

 

[robjf]

Just read the whole thread, page by page, definitely thread of the decade so far!

 

[estebanrey]

Excellent work!

Now can someone please put back up the details of his youtube page etc so I can find out more about him.

I feel like I know him already

Edit: Actually don't worry, it didn't take me long!!

Did he have a YouTube channel? Can we spam it now

Also this

Sorry to sound like a killjoy (and a massive hypocrite as I was the one that found it) but I think we should be careful. Let's not forget 'Sohail' probably knows where the OP (or/and his friend) live. Wind him up too much whilst mentioning this incident could lead to trouble.

As much as it is very tempting!