This man tried to kill my brother

Jonners · 23 Jan 2007 at 17:57

Johanson said:
Here in Rochdale we had the 'Rochdale Rapist'. Not heard anything about him for a couple years.

I know! What was all that about?!

I'm from Rochdale too.

ferretmaster · 23 Jan 2007 at 18:58

benneh said:
Haha guess who just saw Purple Aki .

I was in *Competitor* with my buddy Nick (component and electrical bits shop on edge lane for anyone that knows liverpool) and as we joined the queue to pay I thought 'that's a rather large bloke'. Then I realised that I had forgotten a case fan so turned round to walk to the back of the store to get it. About 5 ft along the way my buddy Nick said "You know who that was.. It was purple Aki", and I thought he was taking the ****, alas though he was not. I peered coyly over a shelf and looked him in the eye. Aki is a big mother. Anyway he didn't touch my bummy bum bum.

What was he buying? Norton anti virus?

G-MAN2004 · 23 Jan 2007 at 19:02

ferretmaster said:
What was he buying? Norton anti virus?

Why does that make me LOL

alexakasloth · 23 Jan 2007 at 19:11

kitten_caboodle said:
We woke up in the night and the girl sleeping in the 7th bed was gone

turned out she'd only gone to the loo, but WOW that was a scary 30 seconds!

Explain please, about this 7th bed thing

arfur · 23 Jan 2007 at 20:07

some people I know told me about him years ago, they told me about the times he'd wait outside the school in liverpool then at home time all the kids legged it, he was one of the slower ones and had to do pressups for Aki

ElRazur · 23 Jan 2007 at 20:14

mishima said:
, I'll probably be one of them that wipes them out!

With you tough talk and Keyboard.

MikGriff · 24 Jan 2007 at 04:52

I'm in tears here

Best thread in ages.

benneh · 24 Jan 2007 at 12:00

kitten_caboodle said:
you could have won your own competition!!

Exactly what I thought, I had my camera with me too!. But there was just no way. I was goinh to try for a shot from the car window as we left but by the time I payed and mustered the courage to follow him he was long gone. It was a very surreal experience really (a mixture of clebrity awe and 'Uh Oh' rabbit in the headlights).

Manlove is my forte · 24 Jan 2007 at 12:52

So based on this thread everyone that lives/lived in and around Liverpool in the last 20 years has infact met, been chased by, touched or threatened by Purple Aki.

Oh BTW benneh you should have gone up to this would be purple Aki and said "Excuse me sir, you wouldn't be Purple Aki by any chance"..." The reason I ask is you are a local legend and I would be honoured if you would...**chose from the following**"

A Touch my Muscles

B let me touch your Muscles

C Sign my Arse

^TANK^ · 24 Jan 2007 at 12:59

How did this thread get a four star rating :confused:

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cheets64 · 24 Jan 2007 at 13:04

Kronologic said:
So based on this thread everyone that lives/lived in and around Liverpool in the last 20 years has infact met, been chased by, touched or threatened by Purple Aki.

Oh BTW benneh you should have gone up to this would be purple Aki and said "Excuse me sir, you wouldn't be Purple Aki by any chance"..." The reason I ask is you are a local legend and I would be honoured if you would...**chose from the following**"

A Touch my Muscles

B let me touch your Muscles

C Sign my Arse

I have never seen him but hes been everywhere in the north west, its only a good 30-40 mile radius.

benneh · 25 Jan 2007 at 15:47

Kronologic said:
So based on this thread everyone that lives/lived in and around Liverpool in the last 20 years has infact met, been chased by, touched or threatened by Purple Aki.

Oh BTW benneh you should have gone up to this would be purple Aki and said "Excuse me sir, you wouldn't be Purple Aki by any chance"..." The reason I ask is you are a local legend and I would be honoured if you would...**chose from the following**"

A Touch my Muscles

B let me touch your Muscles

C Sign my Arse

I think not.

Azagoth · 25 Jan 2007 at 15:49

^TANK^ said:
How did this thread get a four star rating .

Pure hilarity? I don't know.

JAMAL · 25 Jan 2007 at 16:56

^TANK^ said:
How did this thread get a four star rating .

Havent you seen the state of GD, this is one of the better threads!

^TANK^ · 25 Jan 2007 at 18:36

JAMAL said:
Havent you seen the state of GD, this is one of the better threads!

Good point.

movingtables · 25 Jan 2007 at 19:39

Kronologic said:
So based on this thread everyone that lives/lived in and around Liverpool in the last 20 years has infact met, been chased by, touched or threatened by Purple Aki.

Oh BTW benneh you should have gone up to this would be purple Aki and said "Excuse me sir, you wouldn't be Purple Aki by any chance"..." The reason I ask is you are a local legend and I would be honoured if you would...**chose from the following**"

A Touch my Muscles

B let me touch your Muscles

C Sign my Arse

or:

D. sign into overclockers an answer for yourself

Chronos-X · 25 Jan 2007 at 20:33

JAMAL said:
Havent you seen the state of GD, this is one of the better threads!

You wait till it transpires... he's a MUSLIM :mad:

MarcLister · 23 Feb 2007 at 23:21

Bumpety bump.

The muscle touching order has been dropped.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6390471.stm

sunama · 24 Feb 2007 at 01:11

LOL

Akinwale Arobieke, of Devonshire Road, Toxteth, was given the order in October but judges at Liverpool Crown Court have since branded it "draconian".

In other words, the judges felt that stopping him from touching the muscles of random people who he walked past was a little harsh. Thats ok mate, you keep on touching people's muscles.

You see, this is what I mean by the authorities getting too soft on thugs like this. Im quite shocked that he hasnt been beaten up severely by someone or a group of people who are ****** off by his antics.

Will_3rd · 24 Feb 2007 at 10:17

LMAO muscle touching and "he also requested to measure them and asked them to perform squats." :confused: