This man tried to kill my brother

daveydave · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:01

wow!! what a thread!

Mik3 · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:11

He used to get us when we where about 18, he would feel our muscles and make the largest lads squat him, he sometimes took the well known 'hard lads' to show them off in Liverpool. He had a new expensive car ever few weeks, the rumour was his dad owned a car company in Liverpool. He tried to get some young drugged up kid to knife me at the back of some garages once, but my mate saw the knife and knocked him on his arse. Also he used to always stalk a young guy called Gaz who was Hugh for his age, his dad found out and battered him with a baseball bat, it made the local paper. He's a strange guy.

Neil79 · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:13

Put him in the big brother house

Mik3 · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:19

Neil79 said:
Put him in the big brother house

I don't think he deserves that, I wouldn't stick my worst enemy with that pig Jade.

Neil79 · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:20

Mik3 said:
I don't think he deserves that, I wouldn't stick my worst enemy with that pig Jade.

hah good reply

Azagoth · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:28

Mik3 said:
I wouldn't stick my worst enemy with that pig Jade.

You do realise that pigs are quite intelligent, don't you? I'd rather liken her to one of those sacks of liposuction fat that Tyler Durden steals in Fight Club. Same body shape and same intellect.

Foghorn Leghorn · 19 Jan 2007 at 00:44

ramirez said:
yep purple aki, quite well known in runcorn area too.

kids here were often told to behave or purple aki would get them.

Purple Aki :eek:

seen him from a distance years back when I used to knock around Runcorn with a few mates (I went to Helsby High a few years previous), he's not a small man!

Fog

-|ScottFree|- · 19 Jan 2007 at 05:09

OMFG Purple Aki

He has been at that for years, you are obviously from Merseyside then!!! He was at that when I was kid living in Birkenhead. That was over 20 years ago..

he should be put down!!

ramirez · 19 Jan 2007 at 06:29

Foghorn Leghorn said:
Purple Aki seen him from a distance years back when I used to knock around Runcorn with a few mates (I went to Helsby High a few years previous), he's not a small man!

Fog

You went Helsby High? So did I - what year?

eekfek · 19 Jan 2007 at 07:56

wow only just seen this thread.. gave me a shiver

i can remember going into town with mates and hearing someone say 'quick purple aki ' flippin ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun'

hes one fek'd up sick git, been a long time since ive heard the name

MasterMike · 19 Jan 2007 at 07:58

dmpoole said:
When we lived in Nigeria my old man used to keep books with cut outs of all stupid stories concerning Nigerians. They used to be a good read and a good laugh and he eventually 'smuggled' them out. When we got back to England and he started to read British newspapers he got hold of his collection of stupid Nigerian stories and burnt them.
The reason? - he said of all the stupid things and violent things they do to each other, I have never heard of a Nigerian harming a child in a sexual manner but we whites seem to be experts at it.

I don't even know how to begin replying to that. The first thought is ignorance on your father's part. Actually, that's about it.

lozza23_uk · 19 Jan 2007 at 08:55

are there actually any cases of him doing any physical harm.

this is a terrifying story. I am from right down just south of London...never heard about it before.

ojo · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:20

Ahhh Purple Aki - olympic bodybuilder and can outrun any kid on the planet (a Bodybuilder who can run fast?). He follows you about, bums you and kills you. He is so black he is purple... heared 'em all before. Everybody's bro has been threatened by Purple Aki!

Okay he does exist but he is not the legend people make out

kitten_caboodle · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:22

ojo said:
Ahhh Purple Aki - olympic bodybuilder and can outrun any kid on the planet (a Bodybuilder who can run fast?). He follows you about, bums you and kills you. He is so black he is purple... heared 'em all before. Everybody's bro has been threatened by Purple Aki!

Okay he does exist but he is not the legend people make out

I think he's just a mentally sub-normal person who could be a threat to people and definitely has issues. A lot of what surrounds him has been built up though as you say and has become the stuff of legends! I thought his name was purple acne for many years!!

ojo · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:23

kitten_caboodle said:
we thought he was an urban legend, like peg-leg at colomendy :/

Pegleg Pete! :eek:

A tag team of him and Purple Aki :eek:

kitten_caboodle · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:25

ojo said:
Pegleg Pete!

A tag team of him and Purple Aki

OMG DON'T SLEEP IN THE 7TH* BED

*ensue many arguments about which bed is the 7th - from the left/right/etc

ojo · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:29

kitten_caboodle said:
OMG DON'T SLEEP IN THE 7TH* BED

*ensue many arguments about which bed is the 7th - from the left/right/etc

All the other kids told me it was the 8th bed... sneaky beggers

kitten_caboodle · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:31

ojo said:
All the other kids told me it was the 8th bed... sneaky beggers

We woke up in the night and the girl sleeping in the 7th bed was gone :eek:

turned out she'd only gone to the loo, but WOW that was a scary 30 seconds!

Chronos-X · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:34

How can someone be so black, they're purple?

Solari · 19 Jan 2007 at 09:44

Um,

why haven't a gang of his victims beaten him to death with baseball bats yet?

Failing that, call Samurai Man!