This thread is for stupid questions.

gillywibble · 7 Sep 2011 at 17:03

Why couldn't they make todays best cpu ten years ago?

antijoke · 7 Sep 2011 at 17:03

Where are the arrow keys on my remote control for my TV?

Morbius · 7 Sep 2011 at 17:06

anticonscience said:
Where are the arrow keys on my remote control for my TV?

Next to the queen wasp.

Edrof · 7 Sep 2011 at 17:36

FARGO said:
What happens if you are frightened half to death, twice?

You end up being a quarter alive?

gillywibble · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:23

Is this thread for stupid questions?

JRS · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:26

Deadbeat said:
I've never seen one before, no-one has, but I'm guessing it's a White Hole.

A white hole?

shine · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:30

JRS said:
A white hole?

For each action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Black holes suck matter from the universe while white holes spew time back into it.

Vonhelmet · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:31

gillywibble said:
Is this thread for stupid questions?

No, this is the thread for abuse, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert.

Scon · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:33

mrk1@1 said:
how many beans make 5?

A bean, two beans, a bean and a half and half a bean.

DBT85 · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:35

Vonhelmet said:
No, this is the thread for abuse, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert.

What? I came in here for an argument.

wannabedamned · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:37

Can I eat this beef, it went off on the 5th and the inside of the plastic has gone all soggy.

mmm, Soggy Beef

Judgeneo · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:37

wannabedamned said:
Can I eat this beef, it went off on the 5th and the inside of the plastic has gone all soggy.

mmm, Soggy Beef

yes

Sunbed · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:38

Todge said:
What? I came in here for an argument.

NOOO, this thread for getting hit on the head lessons.

*Thwack*

The Dread Pirate · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:39

Would anyone like any toast?

wannabedamned · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:40

Are these sorts of threads designed for Nigerian Scam artists?

Step 1: Post drivel in thread
Step 2: Activate Trust
Step 3: Sell Laptop on OCUK Members Market
Step 4: Prophet
Step 5: Prophet gets crucified by Don
Step 6: Profit!!!

Benihana · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:44

How can you half expect something? How do you 'turn' a phrase?

Amleto · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:45

what is this thread for?

sanaxe1 · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:45

Why is it whenever im doing a BBQ no matter which side of the BBQ i stand the smoke still seems to aim for my face regardless of wind conditions?

shine · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:46

Amleto said:
what is this thread for?

Vonhelmet said:
this is the thread for abuse, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert.

Judgeneo · 8 Sep 2011 at 13:47

sanaxe1 said:
Why is it whenever im doing a BBQ no matter which side of the BBQ i stand the smoke still seems to aim for my face regardless of wind conditions?

I'm guessing you have your face directly above the BBQ.
That or the smoke likes you