On another note I took the opportunity to measure my neighbors BMWs tread depth as he was parked next to me. I got a reading of 4.70mm from the front left tyre. Checked the production date on the tyre and it was 2618. Twenty sixth week of 2018.
“Geoffrey honey, you know that odd chap from next door, the one with the smart car?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Look out the window. What is he doing to our car?”
*looks out window*
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