Fake tan. looking good for the helicopters.
Arrgh you made me gaffaw my apple over my keyboard.
Time to send in the boys to give the cold, chicken pox, mumps and measles.
Get macdonalds to send them a happy meal. or maybe they prefer pizza hut?

Fake tan. looking good for the helicopters.
They should visit them in a spacesuit.
I'm sure these tribes people have seen a plane go over before at some point.
This reminds me of something from Excession.
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Dunno man,
Why are they orange?
wrong they obviously must have seen the helicopter so they are aware of others existance.
or saving the land from corporate developers.
We aren't killing them.
I am going to fly over head and drop an IPhone down there and see what they can do with it.
I bet we will start seeing new scammers on the net pretty soon![]()
The amount of "Spec me" threads will soar!
Evil man, "Look at this lovely generator... so much easier than making stupid fires.."
Cool tribe dude, "wow, gotta get me one of them"
*tribe becomes reliant on such things, the skills die as they aren't passed down from father to son*
Cool tribe dude, "wait, the generator broke"
Evil man, "well you'd better let us organise tourist trips, oil exploration, logging, anything... otherwise you're screwed mate"
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Dunno man, I think the stuff we could offer them would be too tempting, would look too good, but really, they're better off as they are. MEH.
2 words: Extended warrentee
....runs.