Ukraine Invasion - Please do not post videos showing attacks/similar

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Looks like a useful bit of kit, Ukraine has had some good success with highly mobile counterattacks like that done by the Kraken group. Should help give them extra protection and firepower.
 
Over the past almost one year of fighting there have been many humorous cases of Russian failure, such as the high tech drone that was destroyed by a lady lobbing a jar of food at it from her balcony, the farmer who towed a tank away with the crew still inside and they had to jump out, etc. But my favourite is still the village who took down four Russian tanks with just a pair of flags, for those who weren't here at the time it basically went down like so:

  1. Four Russian tanks enter a Ukrainian village, the villagers watch carefully from a distance.
  2. The Russians transfer all the remaining fuel from two of the tanks into the other two, then pile into/onto those and leave, leaving the two empty tanks in the village.
  3. The Villagers plant Ukrainian flags on the two empty tanks.
  4. The other two Russian tanks return with fuel, they see the two "Ukrainian" tanks and open fire destroying them both.
  5. The remaining Russian tanks then drive around searching for their other two tanks.
  6. One of them drives onto a bridge with a five ton weight limit and the bridge collapses, the tank falls into the river below and they all die.
  7. The last tank keeps driving around, gets lost, and finally gets stuck in a ditch.
  8. The Russians then abandon their last tank and walk off.
Russian training at it's best :P
 
ubersonic said:
Over the past almost one year of fighting there have been many humorous cases of Russian failure, such as the high tech drone that was destroyed by a lady lobbing a jar of food at it from her balcony, the farmer who towed a tank away with the crew still inside and they had to jump out, etc. But my favourite is still the village who took down four Russian tanks with just a pair of flags, for those who weren't here at the time it basically went down like so:

  1. Four Russian tanks enter a Ukrainian village, the villagers watch carefully from a distance.
  2. The Russians transfer all the remaining fuel from two of the tanks into the other two, then pile into/onto those and leave, leaving the two empty tanks in the village.
  3. The Villagers plant Ukrainian flags on the two empty tanks.
  4. The other two Russian tanks return with fuel, they see the two "Ukrainian" tanks and open fire destroying them both.
  5. The remaining Russian tanks then drive around searching for their other two tanks.
  6. One of them drives onto a bridge with a five ton weight limit and the bridge collapses, the tank falls into the river below and they all die.
  7. The last tank keeps driving around, gets lost, and finally gets stuck in a ditch.
  8. The Russians then abandon their last tank and walk off.
Russian training at it's best :p
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Wow... that's amazing.
 
ubersonic said:
  1. Four Russian tanks enter a Ukrainian village, the villagers watch carefully from a distance.
  2. The Russians transfer all the remaining fuel from two of the tanks into the other two, then pile into/onto those and leave, leaving the two empty tanks in the village.
  3. The Villagers plant Ukrainian flags on the two empty tanks.
  4. The other two Russian tanks return with fuel, they see the two "Ukrainian" tanks and open fire destroying them both.
  5. The remaining Russian tanks then drive around searching for their other two tanks.
  6. One of them drives onto a bridge with a five ton weight limit and the bridge collapses, the tank falls into the river below and they all die.
  7. The last tank keeps driving around, gets lost, and finally gets stuck in a ditch.
  8. The Russians then abandon their last tank and walk off.
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Dear god tell me that isn’t true?! Sounds more like a Minty Python skit.
 
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