Unfortunate names?

[Rimsy]

Remember a lad from when I was at school called Dicken Hares. Poor sod...

 

[The_Bullet]

Able Seaman Stains was regularly called to the main gate during my naval service.

 

[fatiain]

There was a baddie who kept getting arrested in Bucks. His name, Everard Dick. Rumour has it his sister is called Ophelia.