Unfortunate names?

[enkoda]

We used to have 4 customers who, on the odd occasion, had their deliveries in the same time slot with the surnames Snatch, Gash, Fudger and Cox....

 

[MookJong]

There used to be a Willy Wang at one of the Chinese offices at a company I worked at.

 

[Glaucus]

Had a teacher called Wayne Kerr and he was one.

 

[Spuj]

I had a customer called Iwona Wanke many years ago. She was Polish and pronounced the W as V.
My son-in-law who is a teacher tells me he has a student called Mokshit Patel. And a friend of mine who works at St. George’s tells me there is a student there with the name Gaydar Ramadan.

I wonder if we have the same friend who teaches at St.Georges (if it's the one in Weybridge). Biology teacher?

 

[Yaayuh!]

Went to school with an Anil Bangher.

 

[Rroff]

We used to have 4 customers who, on the odd occasion, had their deliveries in the same time slot with the surnames Snatch, Gash, Fudger and Cox....

Gonna bug me now I've seen some great customer names in my time but none come to mind right now

 

[paradigm]

Went out with a girl called Emily Hoare. Her brother's name was unfortunate. Nicholas Hoare.

 

[Dunks]

There's a Jenny Taylor (say it quickly) at work

 

[TacticalFish]

I know one Dr Rodriguez ***. Dr ***...

 

[The Running Man]

Dick Pound, Dick Trickle etc

 

[booyaka]

My parents worked with a guy in the 60's call

Enock Mycock

 

[fatiain]

There's someone buried in Peterborough Cemetery called Fanny Mould, and my cousin used to work with Dick Koch, in the German office.

 

[noj]

years ago I worked as a hotel receptionist. One night we had a aircrew check in and the woman gave me her passport and ID and her name was: Smili Wanka

I still remember the look on her face when my supervisor at the time explained why we were finding her name amusing.

 

[EYEREX]

At my first job i worked with someone called Paul Winkle

 

[Eddie]

Chris Peacock.

 

[manic111]

I know an Iona Hoar...

Edit: Ooh, and a Chris Crossman.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I collapsed during a half marathon event and woke up in A&E connected to a drip. The consultant introduced himself as Dr Andy McNab... which I thought was funny at the time.

I remember asking him if he’d been to Iraq recently and he laughed, responding that it was “a secret ”

 

[SDK^]

My partners surname is D’Eath

 

[Beebopaloola]

Used to work in IT. Software upgrades in Sheffield one time.
Me = Lead engineer.
Walk in meet and greet with manager. All good. Read out a list of names and people stuck there hand up so the engineers knew where the customers knew where they were at. We did this all over the UK, stopping in swanky hotels, racking up mileage, food expenses etc. Was a good time circa year 2000 -2010.
Anyways I digress. Shouted out the next name on my list.

GORDON BENNETT!

Cue 13 It bods laughing out loudly. Oh well . I blame his parents. Made me chuckle. Thankfully Gordon was on a training day so no complaints. Lol.

 

[Akagi]

Remembered another totally legitimate one...

A friend of my Grandads is called 'Dick Hoare'