Virgin Media Engineer. Really?

When he installs the box he has to go on his little pda box thingy and link it up and get it registered,he usually has to make a phonecall aswell.

thats a technician, the network engineers are the ons you never see because they are paid a lot and there time is very valuable usually they only deal with cabinet faults on your street
 
The reason they need to send an "engineer" out is because:
The V+ box has 3 internal tuners that can affect the signal level and quality (thus potentially needing adjustments the user can't make).
The 50mb needs a much tighter signal level, across a wider frequency range (it uses 3 or 4 sets of frequencies depending on your area), thus it needs an engineer to check and adjust.

A normal TV box has a single tuner, so no major loss of incoming signal and will work with almost any properly installed connection.
The 20 again uses a single frequency at a time, and is much less fussy about the signal conditions.

It's basically because the V+ and 50mb are more demanding about a clean signal or a certain strength (too high and it won't work properly, likewise too weak, or too noisy).
 
learn the difference

ENGINEER
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CABLE GUY
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I have recently signed up to VM for the first time (i'm moving to Bristol). But I was suprised when I was told that my choices meant that an Engineer had to come around to do the installation.

The two points were:

50mb Broadband
V+ HD Box (does the whole pause live TV thing).

Now why on earth should these two things require an engineer to install them? They said that if i had chosen 20mb BB and a normal TV Box then i could do the installation myself.

Surely all the V+ Box is, is a normal box with a bit of RAM in it to record the live TV, and doesnt require any kind of additional installation surely?

And there's already a Cable line coming to the house, set up by a previous tenant so why s an engineer needed for the broadband too?

I'm only asking becuase a: they charge £50 for the 'installation' of the V+ box and b: Instead of getting online inside 48 hours, i'm going to have to wait 2 weeks!

Because it'll probably take you a whole day of tinkering trying to get it right and then ring up VM and complain cos it doesn't work. Where as it'll take an 'engineer' 20 minutes to get it all setup for you.
 
I've never understood why people get so uppity about the term "engineer".

My friends back home always take the **** if I refer to myself as an engineer - they tell me I'm not a "proper" engineer and should stop claiming that I am :confused: I don't see what the big deal is... It's not like there are many instances where an "engineer" and a "technician" will have their roles confused.
 
VM has a new offer now out where they waive the installation fee for the box you are getting (as long as you get the 20mb bband too). Better call them up and negotiate that.
 
I know when we just got ours refitted they have to use some portable device which connects to the TV well the box... though not quite sure which that does.
 
I've never understood why people get so uppity about the term "engineer".

My friends back home always take the **** if I refer to myself as an engineer - they tell me I'm not a "proper" engineer and should stop claiming that I am :confused: I don't see what the big deal is... It's not like there are many instances where an "engineer" and a "technician" will have their roles confused.

If you're not sure whether you're an engineer or not, I think you're not an engineer. :p
 
If you're not sure whether you're an engineer or not, I think you're not an engineer. :p

I have a BA in mathematics (Cambridge), an MSc in aeronautical engineering (Imperial), and a PhD from a mechanical engineering department (Nottingham). Does that make me a "proper" engineer in your eyes? :confused:

My point is simply that it doesn't really matter whether you call yourself an engineer or not - the roles of engineer and technician are rarely confused. And it isn't just people from the "proper" engineering side that get uppity about their title... Welders and fitters (such as my friends from back home) don't like "proper" engineers referring to themselves in that way either.
 
I hate stupid/pointless installs.

Moved into a new flat last year, with gf transferring her sky over, had it set up with sky to install it a day or so after we moved in. First day when we moved in I noticed that there was an inbuilt satellite plug and there was a shared dish in the building. Phoned up sky to cancel the install, but the women on the phone convinced me that they would have to to some fiddling with the service box to set it up, as sky hadnt been used in that specific flat before, and I didnt have the wire to connect the box to the wall so couldnt check it out.

Guys turned up the next day, said the woman on the phone was speaking crap, took a 'spare' 2ft cable from their box, screwed it in and it worked straight away. Couldnt get the £20-30 (?) back for doing nothing as sky argued it had been a legitimate install and then found out that the flat service was only single channel and in order to get dual channel (for sky proper plus etc) it would involve faffing about with the flat servicing company and more install fee's. Not sky's fault but just rubbed in the pointless install charge even more.

Then found out a week or so later that I got further wrong information when I asked, and they said yes, to if I could use my own router/modem since the GF had gotten rid of her sky internet and router a year previous. Day comes when the internet activates, phone up sky to get the login details to find that they hardcode them to the mac address of their router (cue hilarious argument of me getting angry when the person on the phone doesnt explain this well and just says she cant give me the details as sky doesnt have the details) and I have to fork out for a new sky router. :mad:

Minor rant over
 
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I hate stupid/pointless installs.

Moved into a new flat last year, with gf transferring her sky over, had it set up with sky to install it a day or so after we moved in. First day when we moved in I noticed that there was an inbuilt satellite plug and there was a shared dish in the building. Phoned up sky to cancel the install, but the women on the phone convinced me that they would have to to some fiddling with the service box to set it up, as sky hadnt been used in that specific flat before, and I didnt have the wire to connect the box to the wall so couldnt check it out.

Guys turned up the next day, said the woman on the phone was speaking crap, took a 'spare' 2ft cable from their box, screwed it in and it worked straight away. Couldnt get the £20-30 (?) back for doing nothing as sky argued it had been a legitimate install and then found out that the flat service was only single channel and in order to get dual channel (for sky proper plus etc) it would involve faffing about with the flat servicing company and more install fee's. Not sky's fault but just rubbed in the pointless install charge even more.

Then found out a week or so later that I got further wrong information when I asked, and they said yes, to if I could use my own router/modem since the GF had gotten rid of her sky internet and router a year previous. Day comes when the internet activates, phone up sky to get the login details to find that they hardcode them to the mac address of their router (cue hilarious argument of me getting angry when the person on the phone doesnt explain this well and just says she cant give me the details as sky doesnt have the details) and I have to fork out for a new sky router. :mad:

Minor rant over

When I asked Sky for the login details for one of my customers, they didn't have a clue what I was talking about. He tried telling me there wasn't a username and password and that I shouldn't try to use my own router on the Sky telephone network. :rolleyes:
 
When I asked Sky for the login details for one of my customers, they didn't have a clue what I was talking about. He tried telling me there wasn't a username and password and that I shouldn't try to use my own router on the Sky telephone network. :rolleyes:

Which is technically correct. The username and password are coded in to the router so you only have to plug it in.

It's possible to decode them (done it for my parents), but they won't give them out over the phone because it's dependant on the WEP key and serial of the box itself which they don't have access to in the call centre :p
 
I have a BA in mathematics (Cambridge), an MSc in aeronautical engineering (Imperial), and a PhD from a mechanical engineering department (Nottingham). Does that make me a "proper" engineer in your eyes? :confused:

My point is simply that it doesn't really matter whether you call yourself an engineer or not - the roles of engineer and technician are rarely confused. And it isn't just people from the "proper" engineering side that get uppity about their title... Welders and fitters (such as my friends from back home) don't like "proper" engineers referring to themselves in that way either.

I'm not questioning your qualifications, you could have engineering qualifications and not be an engineer because you're not working as one. It sounds like your friends are trying to make themselves feel better though, I wouldn't call a welder and engineer really.
 
The UK is disgusting, I see fatties everywhere these days. Do they not care that they look like a spillage at a lard factory? Seriously...

Edit: How on earth did it change threads?! :p
 
The reason they need to send an "engineer" out is because:
The V+ box has 3 internal tuners that can affect the signal level and quality (thus potentially needing adjustments the user can't make).
The 50mb needs a much tighter signal level, across a wider frequency range (it uses 3 or 4 sets of frequencies depending on your area), thus it needs an engineer to check and adjust.

A normal TV box has a single tuner, so no major loss of incoming signal and will work with almost any properly installed connection.
The 20 again uses a single frequency at a time, and is much less fussy about the signal conditions.

we had loads of problems with this in the end the cable monkeys had to replace all the amps in the green box this was after they replaced all our intenal cables, fine tuned our amp, replaced our amp, replaced the outside cable to our house. all sorted now though
 
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