Yea sure it's had another 4K since you bumped it 9 minutes ago.
Still no pics
No, my best answer is 'Because I'd lose my job'.
Realistically how could a picture of an ant-farm on a generic office desk even be traced back to you let alone cause you to lose your job.
Fame at last!
Wow, everyone loves me on that Reddit webpage and I've never even posted there :/ Do I win a prize?