Originally posted by TheBeansprout
I can imagine the news the day Seti Classic stops crunching....
"...now for the weather. Temperatures in Docklands, London have dropped 25 degrees. A "Mr One" and "Mr Two" were unavailable for comment, however their cats were seen running freely for the first time in years."
Along with strange reports coming in from all over of the world of various animals all being relased/escaping onto the streets.
Its rumoured that both the UK and the USA will announce that due to clever government strategies in reducing the electricity usage requirements of both countries , neither will need to build any new power stations to cope with the previously predicted shortfalls.
A further rumour sugests that a SAS team are on stand by with orders to eliminate Dr Anderson in the event that seti classic has not been shut down in time for Blair to make the above annoucement in the run up to the election.
Bush has agreed to the use of the SAS squad as he realised that sending the USAF to Blitz most of california would not go down that well and had to agree with Blair that a SAS squad fireing one bullet from one gun would be somewhat less noticeable to the outside world than the sudden disaperance of most of california.
This also stops DR Andersons original cunning plan of moving himself and the seti classic servers and setting up shop in the middle of the Texas oil fields.
All rumours of the UK residence known as the shadyshack , being fitted with surface to air missles , computer controlled machine guns ,armour plated walls and a backup fission reactor were strongly denied.
Shady