I was at a party round a friends house when I was 17, I wasn't drinking as I had to drive home and those that were had planned to do the sensible thing and stay over. Well our mates sister was due to come home and myself and one guy who was drinking had to move our cars. I think he had only had a few pints- over the limit but he was only moving his car within the drive way.
I backed mine onto the road to give him plenty of space and I watched as he gently backed up to the fence then stopped... then proceded to hit the fence so it was at a 25' angle. The look of horror on his face was priceless, then to top it off he panicked, lurched backwards and flattened the fence. Of course I did the honourable thing and ran inside and tell everyone so they could come out and laugh at him
Anyway his embarassment alone is a good enough reason for me to not even go near my car after a few
I backed mine onto the road to give him plenty of space and I watched as he gently backed up to the fence then stopped... then proceded to hit the fence so it was at a 25' angle. The look of horror on his face was priceless, then to top it off he panicked, lurched backwards and flattened the fence. Of course I did the honourable thing and ran inside and tell everyone so they could come out and laugh at him

Anyway his embarassment alone is a good enough reason for me to not even go near my car after a few

and not have any risk AT ALL!
I know my situation infinitely better than you. 