What have you done to your car today?

[Uther]

That's my job tomorrow. I did it a week or so before Christmas but it's actually brown now instead of bright yellow and I can barely see my number plate. I swear it's never been this bad before.

Yes quite a few cars round here where the rear end is completely covered in brown muck with invisible plates!
I washed mine because I don't want salt sitting on it, and now it looks like a bloody cat has walked all over it.