What is in my garden?

hitmanuk · 10 Dec 2007 at 22:37

Remember to give your wifey

your username and password JUST in case one night you dont come back

sunama · 10 Dec 2007 at 22:41

Nitro_Junkie said:
If only Steve Irwin was still around, he wouldn't be a pansy about it, he'd be right in there and jump on the offender and it wouldn't take 14 (and counting) pages to figure it out, it's all this posting time that is preventing actually seeing said being.

To be fair 'jimblowscash' has offered to go out there and hunt this thing down, if necessary.

jimblowscash said:
on a serious note ive now got a group of " hunting " mates reading this thread and were all up for driving up there and waxing this thing... between the six of us thell be enough lead flying to topple godzilla, so an ashmatic squirrel has no chance!!!

You guys sound like you are itching for a hard kill.

Aero · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:16

My girl friend says she thinks its either ponies or deer. She made me type this....

JodieO · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:20

Aero said:
My girl friend says she thinks its either ponies or deer. She made me type this....

Lol

I have visions of her standing over you telling you that

Get her to sign up, always more women welcome

trojan698 · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:28

Docaroo said:
Needless to say i totally crapped myself when I saw them and immediately locked my car doors - incase they have mastered door handles obviously!

LOL!

Ewanb75 · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:33

There's a site here that gives sounds and piccies of uk big cats.

*Or you could try here for the other suggested causes! :eek:

* deleted to stop the wrath of the dons

Begbie · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:43

Ewanb75 said:
There's a site here that gives sounds and piccies of uk big cats.

*Or you could try here for the other suggested causes!

* delete if innapropriate but leave top one

I think you may want to delete that before mods cum in

Gaijin · 10 Dec 2007 at 23:58

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah X 10000000000

/EDIT Well done for quoting the link Begbie, you'll be heading for the can at this rate :d

Booner! · 11 Dec 2007 at 00:47

Gaijin said:
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah X 10000000000

/EDIT Well done for quoting the link Begbie, you'll be heading for the can at this rate :d

lol

ChoÞÞer · 11 Dec 2007 at 00:52

Gaijin said:
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah X 10000000000

/EDIT Well done for quoting the link Begbie, you'll be heading for the can at this rate :d

Sonea Fifer · 11 Dec 2007 at 00:57

Rofl - am just wondering where you've got that 2nd link from Ewan - please dont say your favorites

I just clicked onto it at work (curiosity got the better of me) Makes mental note to clear the cache and temp files at the end of my shift :rolleyes:

danza · 11 Dec 2007 at 01:06

Hahahaha, this thread is awesome. Good luck in finding out what it is.

ste_bla · 11 Dec 2007 at 01:09

Begbie said:
I think you may want to delete that before mods cum in

but yet you've quoted the link! LOL :eek:

Mechanical Arts · 11 Dec 2007 at 01:13

Stovies said:
Forgot to add

In my local paper "the courier" in either Fridays or Saturdays edition (page 5)
a large cat like animal (7 foot long including tail) was spotted running across the road near Montrose

I used to live at Lunan Bay near Montrose and I seen a big black cat there a few times myself and so did the rest of my family.

blastman · 11 Dec 2007 at 09:22

Cob said:
Awesome thread

+1

lov'in it.

roughlad · 11 Dec 2007 at 09:31

come on stovies lets go a huntin, on the bright side if it is a big cat and one of us is attacked at least wel have proof at long last.

The Dread Pirate · 11 Dec 2007 at 09:37

Good to hear your still alive!

I'd seriously think about getting a couple o hunters with big shiny guns to patrol the premises or find a bullitin board in your local town and put up a note about your visitor and see if a witcher turns up!

Nitro_Junkie · 11 Dec 2007 at 13:24

just a thought, if it is a big cat what is the obsession with guns and killing? OMG it's a big cat, kill it! I'm so alpha :rolleyes:

jimblowscash · 11 Dec 2007 at 16:43

sunama said:
These gamekeepers/badger-man are lightweights. I think your breathing problem is scaring them. You need someone who has no fear in dealing with beats of this nature. Have you thought about some "hunting" assistance, with BIG guns, to come out and stake the place out for a weekend. At the very least it might be worth buying some very high power lights and lighting up the entire area as soon as you hear the sound, as it would appear that it is only heard at night.

On a separate note, we are all assuming that it is an animal of some sort. But have you considered that it might actually be supernatural, in which case it would be wise to bring a priest to carry out an exorcism? Maybe the woods were an ancient burial site. Perhaps you have an unsettled spirit in the woods. Either that, or some body out there is using the woods as a dogging site (including badger-man and his wife). Remember, badger-man's wife actually advised that the curtains be closed at all times, perhaps to give the doggers some privacy?

read my previous posts, theres seven of us that are dying to wax it!

jimblowscash · 11 Dec 2007 at 17:00

Nitro_Junkie said:
just a thought, if it is a big cat what is the obsession with guns and killing? OMG it's a big cat, kill it! I'm so alpha

just a thought.. whats wrong with corners... great a straight line, im giving it a 90 shot of nitro.... im so quick im an alpha male.... omg a corner im deploying my chute... im such a homo...

we all have different interests and hobbies, it just so happens that a few of us still retain the hunter gatherer instinct, its just advances in technology that now means as opposed to chucking spears at it or bludgeoning it to death we can now lob a ton of lead at it and turn it inside out before it even knows were there

no offence like......