What is in my garden?

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Nitro_Junkie said:
If only Steve Irwin was still around, he wouldn't be a pansy about it, he'd be right in there and jump on the offender and it wouldn't take 14 (and counting) pages to figure it out, it's all this posting time that is preventing actually seeing said being.
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To be fair 'jimblowscash' has offered to go out there and hunt this thing down, if necessary.

jimblowscash said:
on a serious note ive now got a group of " hunting " mates reading this thread and were all up for driving up there and waxing this thing... between the six of us thell be enough lead flying to topple godzilla, so an ashmatic squirrel has no chance!!!
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You guys sound like you are itching for a hard kill. :D
 
There's a site here that gives sounds and piccies of uk big cats.

*Or you could try here for the other suggested causes!:eek:


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/EDIT Well done for quoting the link Begbie, you'll be heading for the can at this rate :d
 
Rofl - am just wondering where you've got that 2nd link from Ewan - please dont say your favorites :p

I just clicked onto it at work (curiosity got the better of me) Makes mental note to clear the cache and temp files at the end of my shift :rolleyes:
 
come on stovies lets go a huntin, on the bright side if it is a big cat and one of us is attacked at least wel have proof at long last.
 
Good to hear your still alive!:D I'd seriously think about getting a couple o hunters with big shiny guns to patrol the premises or find a bullitin board in your local town and put up a note about your visitor and see if a witcher turns up!:p
 
sunama said:
These gamekeepers/badger-man are lightweights. I think your breathing problem is scaring them. You need someone who has no fear in dealing with beats of this nature. Have you thought about some "hunting" assistance, with BIG guns, to come out and stake the place out for a weekend. At the very least it might be worth buying some very high power lights and lighting up the entire area as soon as you hear the sound, as it would appear that it is only heard at night.

On a separate note, we are all assuming that it is an animal of some sort. But have you considered that it might actually be supernatural, in which case it would be wise to bring a priest to carry out an exorcism? Maybe the woods were an ancient burial site. Perhaps you have an unsettled spirit in the woods. Either that, or some body out there is using the woods as a dogging site (including badger-man and his wife). ;) Remember, badger-man's wife actually advised that the curtains be closed at all times, perhaps to give the doggers some privacy?
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read my previous posts, theres seven of us that are dying to wax it!
 
Nitro_Junkie said:
just a thought, if it is a big cat what is the obsession with guns and killing? OMG it's a big cat, kill it! I'm so alpha :rolleyes:
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just a thought.. whats wrong with corners... great a straight line, im giving it a 90 shot of nitro.... im so quick im an alpha male.... omg a corner im deploying my chute... im such a homo...:D

we all have different interests and hobbies, it just so happens that a few of us still retain the hunter gatherer instinct, its just advances in technology that now means as opposed to chucking spears at it or bludgeoning it to death we can now lob a ton of lead at it and turn it inside out before it even knows were there:D

no offence like......
 
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