What is in my garden?

neodude · 29 Nov 2007 at 21:54

Sounds like a family of Haggis tbh

caff · 29 Nov 2007 at 22:12

It's in your house now.

Sleep well.

TrUz · 29 Nov 2007 at 22:19

Rubbish!

FrostedNipple · 29 Nov 2007 at 22:30

i think shouting words in the woods last night probably screwed up all your chances of seeing it!

gillywibble · 29 Nov 2007 at 22:54

It could actually be you because you have DID (what used to be multiple personality disorder) and can't help furiously masturbating when you espy a tree or similar.

ChoÞÞer · 29 Nov 2007 at 23:44

caff said:
It's in your house now.

Sleep well.

Amp34 · 29 Nov 2007 at 23:47

That's what you get when you leave the door open when you go searching for it...

Kemik · 29 Nov 2007 at 23:51

My bet is Polish people! They enjoy living cheap so 5 of em are living in your shed without you knowing.

Either that or Loch Ness monster has grown legs... or wait...

Be afraid! Be very afraid of the rabbit!

Runbalk · 29 Nov 2007 at 23:59

So no one else thought it sounded like the poison headcrab zombie?

Nitro_Junkie · 30 Nov 2007 at 00:02

Datamonkey said:
lol class thread.

If it was an animal i would have thought it would have moved on now.

Maybe its Mr Burns from the simpsons, Anyone got a pic of where hes walking through the woods and everyone mistakes him for an Alien?? that was class

like Erkle!

if no answer by tomorrow I'm calling phoney

sunama · 30 Nov 2007 at 00:07

I think Stovies scared the beast away.

Why dont you take a friend to assist in the investigation, when going deep into the woods at night? He can hold the camera and walk behind you, while you investigate. If there is any action and you are forced to beat up an animal, your friend can get all the footage.

RobH · 30 Nov 2007 at 00:35

Sorry, another great one

Droolinggimp · 30 Nov 2007 at 00:43

TBH

RobH · 30 Nov 2007 at 00:45

Can't beat:

RobH said:

sunama · 30 Nov 2007 at 01:16

That would explain the heavy breathing.

Begbie · 30 Nov 2007 at 01:23

Whats going on around here?

Can't be a badger wouldn't stay here this long!

Would it?

Maybe a badger that has been tortured and looking for revenge!

MikeHunt79 · 30 Nov 2007 at 01:38

Droolinggimp said:
TBH

I've been Rumbled!

Acolyte · 30 Nov 2007 at 03:55

Ahhhhh no this thread was epicly amazing, i must know what is at the bottom of your garden!!

Mercutio · 30 Nov 2007 at 04:41

Id go with hedgehogs. Those guys make a heck of a racket when they're getting some.

I_Am_Vengeance · 30 Nov 2007 at 04:43

Acolyte said:
Ahhhhh no this thread was epicly amazing, i must know what is at the bottom of your garden!!