What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?

Winky_The_Winking_Turtle said:
Went to some shopping center and need to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet, then a godly chunk of gum consisting of a charade of colours plummets towards the ground in the stall to the right of me. Washed out blues, red, and other varieties of colors made up this saliva induced piece of mess. I assume the man next to me was going to pick up this hefty bit of "gum", but what came next surprised me. I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing. But, it stops in it's tracks, digs underneath the gums surface, and plucks it up from the floor, proceeding to roll it into it's tongue. The man leaves, without flushing of-course, and continues on his way.
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wat.


also nice name! Reptile powah!
 
Winky_The_Winking_Turtle said:
Went to some shopping center and need to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet, then a godly chunk of gum consisting of a charade of colours plummets towards the ground in the stall to the right of me. Washed out blues, red, and other varieties of colors made up this saliva induced piece of mess. I assume the man next to me was going to pick up this hefty bit of "gum", but what came next surprised me. I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing. But, it stops in it's tracks, digs underneath the gums surface, and plucks it up from the floor, proceeding to roll it into it's tongue. The man leaves, without flushing of-course, and continues on his way.
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What the actual f? In fact, I don't believe this!
 
Winky_The_Winking_Turtle said:
Went to some shopping center and need to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet, then a godly chunk of gum consisting of a charade of colours plummets towards the ground in the stall to the right of me. Washed out blues, red, and other varieties of colors made up this saliva induced piece of mess. I assume the man next to me was going to pick up this hefty bit of "gum", but what came next surprised me. I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing. But, it stops in it's tracks, digs underneath the gums surface, and plucks it up from the floor, proceeding to roll it into it's tongue. The man leaves, without flushing of-course, and continues on his way.
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There goes my breakfast! lol.
 
Winky_The_Winking_Turtle said:
Went to some shopping center and need to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet, then a godly chunk of gum consisting of a charade of colours plummets towards the ground in the stall to the right of me. Washed out blues, red, and other varieties of colors made up this saliva induced piece of mess. I assume the man next to me was going to pick up this hefty bit of "gum", but what came next surprised me. I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing. But, it stops in it's tracks, digs underneath the gums surface, and plucks it up from the floor, proceeding to roll it into it's tongue. The man leaves, without flushing of-course, and continues on his way.
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Well, that's horrifying. :/ Also, have you considering renaming to Winky_The_Winking_Tortoise? Definitely a far better name :)
 
Lived with my father for a while when I was 23 and was alone in the house that night.

Was in the bathroom performing a tinkle when the cat came in the bathroom. I performed the mandatory flush and washed my hands and called on the cat.

I switched the light off and the door was ajar about 3 inches and the cat just stared into the dark bathroom when all of a sudden, from what it sounded like, the bathroom side panel was banged 3 times.

The cat bolted into the bedroom and I was right behind him. Instantly phoned my dad who drove 40 miles back to rescue his 23 year old son.
 
Winky_The_Winking_Turtle said:
I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing.
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Are you sure it was his tongue?

Sumer said:
Instantly phoned my dad who drove 40 miles back to rescue his 23 year old son stop his son discovering the sex slave held captive behind the bath panel.
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Another fix.
 
TrixiBuG said:
Part one is here

I dont remember this, i would have been 7 when it was aired...funny that Craig Charles and Sarah Greene are in it lol
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Thanks for the link :D I would've been 4! D: Probably would NOT have appreciated it at that point.

Skidder said:
Touch my stigma......
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My neighbour is a mystery; he's an old gent, must be in his 90's but seems friendly enough.

Every day for years, he has always had just one bottle of milk delivered.
Then, just the other day, there was two bottles stood outside his house. Nothing strange there but, the day after... three.
Then four the day after that and then five...

This morning, as I passed his house there was 8 or 9 bottles stood on his step. I've no idea what he's up to, but I haven't seen him since he developed this intense thirst for milk.

I don't think it's doing him much good either - there's a terrible smell coming from his house.
 
Jingo... said:
My neighbour is a mystery; he's an old gent, must be in his 90's but seems friendly enough.

Every day for years, he has always had just one bottle of milk delivered.
Then, just the other day, there was two bottles stood outside his house. Nothing strange there but, the day after... three.
Then four the day after that and then five...

This morning, as I passed his house there was 8 or 9 bottles stood on his step. I've no idea what he's up to, but I haven't seen him since he developed this intense thirst for milk.

I don't think it's doing him much good either - there's a terrible smell coming from his house.
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Fake!
 
Jingo... said:
My neighbour is a mystery; he's an old gent, must be in his 90's but seems friendly enough.

Every day for years, he has always had just one bottle of milk delivered.
Then, just the other day, there was two bottles stood outside his house. Nothing strange there but, the day after... three.
Then four the day after that and then five...

This morning, as I passed his house there was 8 or 9 bottles stood on his step. I've no idea what he's up to, but I haven't seen him since he developed this intense thirst for milk.

I don't think it's doing him much good either - there's a terrible smell coming from his house.
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:eek: Call the local authorities! To afford that much milk but not go to work he must be enacting some form of flimflammery!
 
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