What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?

It was about half past ten on a summers night and I was just walking back from the local pizza shop as I decided to treat myself to a Tandoori Chicken pizza with Garlic Sauce and chips.

I was just around the corner from my gaff when I got jumped. I screamed and almost pooed myself. When I looked down at my shoes there was a massive frog on them.
 
Storm3y said:
It was about half past ten on a summers night and I was just walking back from the local pizza shop as I decided to treat myself to a Tandoori Chicken pizza with Garlic Sauce and chips.

I was just around the corner when I got jumped. I screamed and almost pooed myself. When I looked down at my shoes there was a massive frog on them.
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You pooped a massive frog?
 
Storm3y said:
It was about half past ten on a summers night and I was just walking back from the local pizza shop as I decided to treat myself to a Tandoori Chicken pizza with Garlic Sauce and chips.

I was just around the corner from my gaff when I got jumped. I screamed and almost pooed myself. When I looked down at my shoes there was a massive frog on them.
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How big was this frog? What colour was he? Was it a he? What colour was your Garlic Sauce? How big was the pizza?

This is just not adding up at all
 
A few years ago I lived on my own in a flat above a shop (the building being 100 years old). It was a week night and I had to be up for work but I stayed up late to watch a documentary about the Enfield Poltergeist. I had been interested in the case since I saw a book about it at school in the 80s.

It was a fairly good documentary but I was left sceptical about the whole affair. So I switched the TV off and started to get ready for bed. I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth when I heard a noise from the windowsill. The cactus I had in a thick glass tumbler filled with stones suddenly slid forward off the windowsill and onto the tiled ledge below with a bang. I absolutely **** myself and lay awake wondering if this was a warning from the other side about my scepticism. There was no explanation I could see and nothing strange ever happened again in the time I lived there.

I put it down to moisture under the glass and the vibration of me walking into the bathroom....maily to keep me sane.
 
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ThundyTortoise said:
How big was this frog? What colour was he? Was it a he? What colour was your Garlic Sauce? How big was the pizza?

This is just not adding up at all
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Quite big. Never thought to bring the tape measure out with me. He was green / brown colour. 16" pizza as I was killing 2 birds with one stone and saving a slice for breakfast.
 
MookJong said:
A few years ago I lived on my own in a flat above a shop (the building being 100 years old). It was a week night and I had to be up for work but I stayed up late to watch a documentary about the Enfield Poltergeist. I had been interested in the case since I saw a book about it at school in the 80s.

It was a fairly good documentary but I was left sceptical about the whole affair. So I switched the TV off and started to get ready for bed. I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth when I heard a noise from the windowsill. The cactus I had in a thick glass tumbler filled with stones suddenly slid forward off the windowsill and onto the tiled ledge below with a bang. I absolutely **** myself and lay awake wondering if this was a warning from the other side about my scepticism. There was no explanation I could see and nothing strange ever happened again in the time I lived there.

I put it down to moisture under the glass and the vibration of me walking into the bathroom....maily to keep me sane.
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I can just imagine a ghost Pinocchio sitting on that ledge screaming I'M A REAL BOY!
 
MookJong said:
A few years ago I lived on my own in a flat above a shop (the building being 100 years old). It was a week night and I had to be up for work but I stayed up late to watch a documentary about the Enfield Poltergeist. I had been interested in the case since I saw a book about it at school in the 80s.

It was a fairly good documentary but I was left sceptical about the whole affair. So I switched the TV off and started to get ready for bed. I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth when I heard a noise from the windowsill. The cactus I had in a thick glass tumbler filled with stones suddenly slid forward off the windowsill and onto the tiled ledge below with a bang. I absolutely **** myself and lay awake wondering if this was a warning from the other side about my scepticism. There was no explanation I could see and nothing strange ever happened again in the time I lived there.

I put it down to moisture under the glass and the vibration of me walking into the bathroom....maily to keep me sane.
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:eek: Scary shiz! Glad to hear that was the only thing that happened though.

ThundyTurtle said:
I can just imagine a ghost Pinocchio sitting on that ledge screaming I'M A REAL BOY!
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:D Geniune lol. Though, I think that would be pretty damn scary for it's own reasons!
 
Not a story and sort of unrelated to the thread but does anyone remember Ghostwatch (1992). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwatch

I was 8 when it aired and I swear, it had a lasting effect on me. I know it was all fake but I'd probably avoid watching it again just in case it invoked the same emotions as before.
 
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Chiz said:
Not a story and sort of unrelated to the thread but does anyone remember Ghostwatch (1992). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwatch

I was 8 when it aired and I swear, it had a lasting effect on me for a long time. I know it was all fake but I'd probably avoid watching it again just in case it invoked the same emotions as before.
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Nice! Never heard of it until now but have the sudden desire to watch it :D Might have to see if I can find it.
 
I watched ghost watch. I have been scarred for life ever since. I had to sleep on the floor in my parents room for ages after that or have a cat with me in the room.
 
Chiz said:
Not a story and sort of unrelated to the thread but does anyone remember Ghostwatch (1992). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwatch

I was 8 when it aired and I swear, it had a lasting effect on me. I know it was all fake but I'd probably avoid watching it again just in case it invoked the same emotions as before.
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That scared the **** out of me and I was about 12 at the time, had plenty of people talking about it in school after it aired.
 
Went to some shopping center and need to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet, then a godly chunk of gum consisting of a charade of colours plummets towards the ground in the stall to the right of me. Washed out blues, red, and other varieties of colors made up this saliva induced piece of mess. I assume the man next to me was going to pick up this hefty bit of "gum", but what came next surprised me. I see a tongue slither along the floor like a snake, with the underside of the tongue collecting up all sorts of unwanted things that you would never want near you mouth. It's dry and brittle the tongue, also scatters along the floor, but it moves so smoothy with such finesse it's mesmerizing. But, it stops in it's tracks, digs underneath the gums surface, and plucks it up from the floor, proceeding to roll it into it's tongue. The man leaves, without flushing of-course, and continues on his way.
 
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