What to do about my family problem?

[Riley1982]

I used to live on my own (I’m 36) lost my job I couldn’t afford my flat (I’m back working and saving) my parents said move back until I have saved to get back on my feet. But my bro who is 45 lives there and is a bit of a bully. He keeps trying to control me your not moving back out I won’t let you. He keeps annoying me you can’t go out without my permission waking me up in the middle of the night. Stabbing me with a fork if you stand up to him he sulks or tries to fight.

 

[Malevolence]

 

[Efour]

OK m8!

Firstly, stop huffing gas.
Secondly, start "prodding him back" with a fork.
Thirdly, i can't say what i want....

 

[VincentHanna]

You should ask a group of total strangers on the online forum of a computer shop, using barely coherent words.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Great first post. Have you tried adopting the boxing stance?

 

[NoobCannon]

Maybe buy him a gucci belt as a present and he will feel like such a high roller that he will be your best friend forever yes maybe

 

[Kenai]

We've got another week of Easter holidays still haven't we?

Imagine how crap your school holidays would have to be to reach the point where you sign up to a forum to post a troll thread as crap as this is

 

[Maccapacca]

Bend him over your corner sofa and spank him with your Gucci belt

 

[Ayahuasca]

Bend him over your corner sofa and spank him with your Gucci belt

This, tell him the safe word is Daddy.

 

[Lartyconshayo]

This, tell him the safe word is Daddy.

Queen wasp

 

[Chojin]

Create a conduit through his bedroom door and make a special delivery.

 

[Amnesia]

Is this brother even real or one of those imaginary friend types

 

[413x]

Cut a small letterbox sized hole in his door
Poo through it

That'll learn him

 

[Stephanie Peterson]

Dude your 36, lay the muppet out.
Jeez... i mean if this was a 9yr old and a 14yr old then yeah but... ffs put the head on him ffs.

 

[Scuzi]

Does he drive a HIGHWAY MAINTENANCE Transit tipper to work?

 

[Gary*]

I'm very enjoying our this reading.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Spike his drink with roofies and leave him outside the nearest kebab house or mini cab office on a Thursday night. He’ll be a changed man if and when he returns.

 

[EGuitarStar]

Are your names Bert and Ernie?

 

[Orionaut]

Sounds more credible if the ages of all parties were divided by 10

 

[lunar]

Gosh, this is like been in a school playground.
Is it not the case that the best way to avoid a bully is to confront him.

Many years ago at school, I use to get bullied by this one kid. He'd throw stones, kick me, push me about and call me names. He nearly broke my arm once too.
Then one day I just flipped and beat the hell out of bully. The bullying stopped and I was highly respected by my peers.