What to get a man who has everything?

[Energize]

Heroin?

 

[yhack]

£1000 in £5 notes

 

[slylittlefox]

Don't get him anything. Well, get him a card, spend the day with him, maybe take him out for dinner.

He will appreciate the time spent with you and your sister more than some expensive gift that will probably remain on a shelf.

Saying that... a hot air balloon ride, or any of the other red letter days. Give him an experience rather than a gift/object.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Oral sex. Ain't no man in the world got enough of that.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

drugs and 3 hookers

 

[The Halk]

Oral sex. Ain't no man in the world got enough of that.

I agree. What father would be happier than if on his 60th birthday his son declared he wanted to suck him off.

 

[Viper²]

A better son.

 

[D.Roberts]

ME..........

:O

 

[crunchee]

I agree. What father would be happier than if on his 60th birthday his son declared he wanted to suck him off.

Argh. That is just wrong

A better son.

+1

 

[D.Roberts]

Argh. That is just wrong

sorry i have an odd sense of humor

im not gay btw i have wife and kids

 

[The Halk]

Argh. That is just wrong

It wasn't my suggestion... I was trying to point out his father may not take the present very well.

 

[Azza]

See if you can take him wing walking....

 

[HungryHippos]

two hookers

+1 (hooker)

 

[Cybermyk]

Antibiotics











Or flying lessons

 

[mexes]

flying lessons could be one to think about but then he would spend my inheritence on a jet

 

[Mat]

Nothing, obviously.

 

[nikebee]

im not gay btw i have wife and kids

Why would you find the need to point that out? 0.o

I always find it odd when someone goes "I'm not gay! I'm not gay! I've got kids and everything..."

Someone clearly had bum issues when growing up and hasn't quite got that inner gay sorted out just yet.

 

[Viper²]

D.Roberts - Officially out of the closet.

 

[Stag]

Canon HFS11

 

[Russinating]

Wooden tie.