Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bloodiedathame, Feb 17, 2016.
Never have to leave the house again.
A sunny 25°C and an ice cold drink in my hand.
Ben and Jerry's good shout
Actually as of now.... the tw@ who keeps putting the wrong paper in the printer, to stop it.
I've just sent a shirty email out to the workforce to which i'll no doubt have HR bearing down on me.
my euromillions ticket from last night to have hit the JP
Just the day?
At this very moment - Permission to grab my cudgel and smash my cruel, dumb-****, traitorous cow of a manager a few good ones upside her dumb-**** head, before watching her fall to the floor and bleeding out... preferably surrounded by the 300 people whose careers she just ended.
That, or winning a few hundred quid to insure the free Golf TDi I've had to thus decline...
No cyclists on the roads.. (make them all pay road tax & carry a license plate)
A juggling Giraffe.
Here you go fella.
I want a start date for my new job
I'd be chuffed if someone walked in and gave me a tenner.
1000 bookings, someone to answer all those bookings, a release of pressure meaning I could have the night off, eat chinese food, watch intersteller and play a bit of fifa!
Not a lot otherwise to be honest.
I had one today and I didn't make me feel better, now I have to spend another 30 minutes in the Gym, it wasn't worth it.
An end to the monotonous, soul destroying rat race I have found myself in which causes me to wake at night in a cold sweat knowing I have to return to my own personal hell the following morning.
That or a chocolate hobnob to dunk in my tea.
Brand new pants & socks, can't beat that feeling
Dude, everything is better with bacon. It's life skills 101. A bacon sammich and a coffee and the world is alright.
There was a guy on TV once who put brand new pants and socks on every day
To be taken off mod approval aka censorship
No cagers on the roads! Dimple can educate you on "road tax".
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