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What would make your day better?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bloodiedathame, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. drakioned

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Dec 11, 2008

    Posts: 1,172

    Location: London


    Never have to leave the house again.
  2. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2007

    Posts: 163,701

    Location: Londinium

    A sunny 25°C and an ice cold drink in my hand.
  3. tom_e

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Dec 26, 2003

    Posts: 26,581

    Location: West mids

    Ben and Jerry's good shout ;)
  4. Banzai_Joe


    Joined: Sep 30, 2006

    Posts: 5,059

    Location: Midlands, UK

    Actually as of now.... the tw@ who keeps putting the wrong paper in the printer, to stop it.
    I've just sent a shirty email out to the workforce to which i'll no doubt have HR bearing down on me. :rolleyes:
  5. cainer

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2010

    Posts: 12,743

    my euromillions ticket from last night to have hit the JP
  6. ttaskmaster


    Joined: Sep 11, 2013

    Posts: 9,260

    Just the day?

    At this very moment - Permission to grab my cudgel and smash my cruel, dumb-****, traitorous cow of a manager a few good ones upside her dumb-**** head, before watching her fall to the floor and bleeding out... preferably surrounded by the 300 people whose careers she just ended.

    That, or winning a few hundred quid to insure the free Golf TDi I've had to thus decline...
  7. Parabellum


    Joined: May 12, 2012

    Posts: 515

    No cyclists on the roads.. (make them all pay road tax & carry a license plate) :D
  8. NexusK


    Joined: Apr 24, 2014

    Posts: 5,131

    Location: Caledonia

    A juggling Giraffe.
  9. Sliver


    Joined: Dec 27, 2011

    Posts: 10,827

    Location: Darlington

    Here you go fella.

  10. robfosters


    Joined: Dec 1, 2010

    Posts: 32,332

    Location: Welling, London

    He succeeded.
  11. Gilly

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Oct 17, 2002

    Posts: 95,503

    Location: I'm back baby!

    I want a start date for my new job
  12. HecFam


    Joined: Nov 18, 2011

    Posts: 4,181

    Location: London

    I'd be chuffed if someone walked in and gave me a tenner.
  13. davidlindsley


    Joined: Feb 17, 2016

    Posts: 1

    Location: London

    1000 bookings, someone to answer all those bookings, a release of pressure meaning I could have the night off, eat chinese food, watch intersteller and play a bit of fifa!
  14. ebilcake


    Joined: Oct 18, 2007

    Posts: 923

    Lottery win?

    Not a lot otherwise to be honest.

    I had one today and I didn't make me feel better, now I have to spend another 30 minutes in the Gym, it wasn't worth it. :rolleyes:
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2016
  15. PayneUK


    Joined: Nov 21, 2014

    Posts: 413

    Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne

    An end to the monotonous, soul destroying rat race I have found myself in which causes me to wake at night in a cold sweat knowing I have to return to my own personal hell the following morning.

    That or a chocolate hobnob to dunk in my tea.
  16. bledd


    Joined: Oct 21, 2002

    Posts: 46,535

    Location: Parts Unknown

    Brand new pants & socks, can't beat that feeling :o
  17. Sliver


    Joined: Dec 27, 2011

    Posts: 10,827

    Location: Darlington

    Dude, everything is better with bacon. It's life skills 101. A bacon sammich and a coffee and the world is alright.
  18. Craig321


    Joined: May 2, 2004

    Posts: 19,964

    There was a guy on TV once who put brand new pants and socks on every day
  19. anything I don't mind


    Joined: Dec 28, 2009

    Posts: 13,054

    Location: london

    To be taken off mod approval aka censorship :(
  20. uvarvu


    Joined: Apr 29, 2004

    Posts: 3,935

    Location: Bath

    No cagers on the roads! Dimple can educate you on "road tax".