What would make your day better?

Actually as of now.... the tw@ who keeps putting the wrong paper in the printer, to stop it.
I've just sent a shirty email out to the workforce to which i'll no doubt have HR bearing down on me. :rolleyes:
 
Just the day?

At this very moment - Permission to grab my cudgel and smash my cruel, dumb-****, traitorous cow of a manager a few good ones upside her dumb-**** head, before watching her fall to the floor and bleeding out... preferably surrounded by the 300 people whose careers she just ended.

That, or winning a few hundred quid to insure the free Golf TDi I've had to thus decline...
 
NexusK said:
A juggling Giraffe.
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Here you go fella.

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1000 bookings, someone to answer all those bookings, a release of pressure meaning I could have the night off, eat chinese food, watch intersteller and play a bit of fifa!
 
Lottery win?

Not a lot otherwise to be honest.

Sliver said:
I think I would like a bacon sammich. Yeah, that would make my day better.
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I had one today and I didn't make me feel better, now I have to spend another 30 minutes in the Gym, it wasn't worth it. :rolleyes:
 
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An end to the monotonous, soul destroying rat race I have found myself in which causes me to wake at night in a cold sweat knowing I have to return to my own personal hell the following morning.

That or a chocolate hobnob to dunk in my tea.
 
ebilcake said:
I had one today and I didn't make me feel better, now I have to spend another 30 minutes in the Gym, it wasn't worth it. :rolleyes:
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Dude, everything is better with bacon. It's life skills 101. A bacon sammich and a coffee and the world is alright.
 
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