What's the biggest animal you could fight?

[penski]

No need to dally! What do you think is the largest animal you could 'take' in a one-on-one fight?

My girlfriend says 'Chihuahua'.

I reckon I could take a medium-adult male red deer.

Use it's horns as handles to wrestle it to the ground.

*n

 

[Nismo]

I reckon I could take a medium-adult male red deer.

Use it's horns as handles to wrestle it to the ground.

Deer would own you.

I reckon I could take a cow if I kicked its udder hard enough and dropped it.

 

[Zefan]

Kodiak Bear.

 

[PaulStat]

Errr a muzzled Rotweiler (maybe)

 

[VaderDSL]

Blue whale ... I'd drown it

 

[Rosbif]

peter crouch

 

[neil3k]

Cilla Black

 

[William]

I dunno because animals have different levels of placidness, not a chance could I take a wolf, but I could reckon I could deck a tuna.

 

[JohnnyG]

A moany old cow.

 

[Morba]

judging by the deer i came face to face with recently (were rather small with average antlers) i would say a dear would own you / me / *

largest i would fight, hmm, going to have to think about that!

 

[Saberu]

A giraffe, i'd just trip it up and tie up it's feet

 

[dantonkin]

I seemed to fair pretty well against a pigeon this morning.

Mind you, I was in my car at the time it hit me!

 

[Gilly]

I reckon I could take a Walrus. They're pretty big.

 

[William]

Also Penski, a deer bigger than Dani Filth?

 

[Roberta]

My boyfriend.

RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Youstolemyname]

congratulations. You have just stopped all productivity in my office, all we are doing is debating what we could beat in a fight. Common consensus is a cow, with most girls going for a medium sized dog.

 

[yhack]

Maybe a Human.

 

[elroberto]

I just had a test fight with my dog and though it was touch and go for a while (pinning my head to the floor with his paw!) I won in the end. Now to try a Rotty next!

 

[Tru]

I once punched a cow full force in the face, it didn't even flinch and I mean nothing.

You would have to have a good strategy to put any cow down, you might get lucky and break it's neck but I doubt it. As soon as it felt pain it would bolt, so an eye-gouge is out.

 

[MookJong]

Excellent thread

I like to challenge this guy to a gentlemans boxing match, Queesnbury rules