What's the biggest animal you could fight?

Zefan · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

yhack said:
Maybe a Human.

No way.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

William said:
Also Penski, a deer bigger than Dani Filth?

Dani Filth's only 3'8".

*n

andy@moFo · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

Nismo said:
Deer would own you.

I reckon I could take a cow if I kicked its udder hard enough and dropped it.

cannot stop gigglin at that one. class

MaxPower · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

I rekon I could choke a chicken.

locutus12 · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:56

this frog, just.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:56

Tru said:
I once punched a cow full force in the face, it didn't even flinch and I mean nothing.

I'm interested as to what led up to your decision to punch a cow...?

I decked a goose once. It attacked me :/

*n

Rich_L · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:57

It's strange actually, cos I reckon humans could actually take on quite a few animals quite well if it was to the death, like although a dog has sharp teeth and claws, I'm not sure how much serious damage it would do whereas a human has got a fair bit of power so could do a lot of damage, break bones and suchlike. Hmmmm will have a think..

William · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:57

penski said:
Dani Filth's only 3'8".

*n

He was 5'5", what did you do to him?

Serj · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:58

I headbutted a horse once, it really ****** me off.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:58

Rich_L said:
It's strange actually, cos I reckon humans could actually take on quite a few animals quite well if it was to the death, like although a dog has sharp teeth and claws, I'm not sure how much serious damage it would do whereas a human has got a fair bit of power so could do a lot of damage, break bones and suchlike. Hmmmm will have a think..

We also have skills.

Like kung-fu skills.

And nunchuck skills.

*n

Morba · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:59

Rich_L said:
It's strange actually, cos I reckon humans could actually take on quite a few animals quite well if it was to the death, like although a dog has sharp teeth and claws, I'm not sure how much serious damage it would do whereas a human has got a fair bit of power so could do a lot of damage, break bones and suchlike. Hmmmm will have a think..

its not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog ;]

Spikey · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:59

King Kong

Tru · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:59

penski said:
I'm interested as to what led up to your decision to punch a cow...?

I decked a goose once. It attacked me :/

*n

A few beers at the county fair and it seemed like a fine plan.

I reckon I could take a baby elephant. I'd jump on it's back with a sleeper hold and just hang on until it dropped.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:00

Tru said:
A few beers at the county fair and it seemed like a fine plan.

I reckon I could take a baby elephant. I jump on it's back with a sleeper hold and just hang on until it dropped.

Stick a finger in each nostril of it's trunk and clamp it's mouth shut with your arm?

*n

Mr Nice · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:00

A donkey

in the car park

Queensbury rules

no shirts or shoes.....

iCraig · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:02

I could take down giraffe, just stand under it and punch its kidneys.

Fantom · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:02

could you strangle a cow? i suppose so... :confused:

id say cow is the biggest you could beat but there are many other smaller more deadly foe like dogs etc

Fantom · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:02

iCraig said:
I could taken down giraffe, just stand under it and punch it's ovaries.

Nismo · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:05

Serj said:
I headbutted a horse once, it really ****** me off.

Are you a jockey?

AJUK · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:05

I reckon I could take a monkey but I would have to fight dirty.