What's the biggest animal you could fight?

[Rich_L]

Hmm, if you were a midget, could you climb into an elephant's ass and take it down from the inside?

A la Luke Skywalker vs AT-AT (the big 4 legged one )

 

[cheets64]

I'd fight it and lose and have my face ripped off. These things are monsters when they attack humans.

"You starting"

 

[Fantom]

I'd fight it and lose and have my face ripped off. These things are monsters when they attack humans.

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"You starting"

they really are scary

Shotgun 4TW

 

[MookJong]

Nobody's said a horse, very dangerous compared to say a cow.

Much more raw power in a horse I think you would have a real job winning that. One good kick and you would probably be hospitalised.

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.

 

[AJUK]

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.

EDIT: I was mistaken it was Masutatsu Oyama the founder of Kyokushin Karate, I am still trying to find a link.

 

[Fantom]

Nobody's said a horse, very dangerous compared to say a cow.

Much more raw power in a horse I think you would have a real job winning that. One good kick and you would probably be hospitalised.

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.

Bruce Lee probably could have.... but lets not get into that

 

[Nismo]

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose

Rubber or plastic?

 

[cheets64]

they really are scary

Shotgun 4TW

Aye, there was a picture in the paper a few weeks back about a chinese hunter who got attacked by one, it ripped 2/3 of his face off and hes just had the first Chinese face transplant.

 

[iCraig]

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.

Pff one palm is so 1992. I'd use a napalm strike.

 

[Tru]

Rubber or plastic?

Fire or panty?

 

[Fantom]

Aye, there was a picture in the paper a few weeks back about a chinese hunter who got attacked by one, it ripped 2/3 of his face off and hes just had the first Chinese face transplant.

YEEESH fighting a bear really is a lose lose situation, apparently they also run VERY fast

 

[Rich_L]

Bro's over hose, any day.

 

[cheets64]

I bet you wouldnt take the cow on in Kung Pow.

 

[JohnnyG]

I don't think it would be fair to use Pro Wrestling techniques in a fight against an animal, like Clotheslining a giraffe, using a Stunner on a yak or Tombstoning a goose for instance, as animals don't watch WWE. You could on a Panda though I guess because they are in charge of the WWF now.

 

[Nismo]

Fire or panty?

Rubber pantyhose = instant death to human

 

[MookJong]

Fire or panty?

Garden actually

 

[cheets64]

YEEESH fighting a bear really is a lose lose situation, apparently they also run VERY fast

A farmer who received China's first face transplant after being mauled by a bear said he had been discharged from hospital but would need further surgery to adjust a lopsided smile.

Half of Li's face was scratched out by the bear he encountered while looking for a lost sheep in the mountains near his village in 2003. His face was severely damaged, and he also suffered severe injuries to his arms and legs.

Li said he could not eat, drink or smile like a normal person and shied away from the world to avoid embarrassment, but following the partial face transplant, he was functioning normally again.

I am glad there aint no bears in the UK.

 

[Messiah Khan]

I recon most people would get owned by a cow tbh. I recon some sort of large deer with no horns might be possible to beat.

 

[Serj]

Are you a jockey?

No, i'm deadly serious.





It's actually what Ross Kemp says in the TV show Extras. That jockey was clearly imitating the power and strength that Ross Kemp holds.

 

[Efour]

I like the idea of Fighting a deer. I reckon i can take bambi with a few well placed punches.