What's the cleverest thing you understand or know how to do?

[Jonesiani]

How to put my hands in the air like I just don't care.

On a serious note, ermmmm, I can be given a guitar and play over 60 songs straight off (been in a covers band for 4 years).

I can instruct and grade Tae Kwon-do classes

I can build complex teaching rigs for the study of engineering disiciplines (technician)

 

[ChrisD.]

I used to do Taekwon Do, UKTA flavour. Shame I gave it up, really enjoyed it.

 

[HUNTER.P]

Build, tune and bash the hell out of 1/8th and 1/5th fuel powered RC's

This was her starting up for the first time

(Small amount of language in next video)

 

[jimmynaetroots]

Clinically screening oncology patients for their chemo, looking at blood counts, concommitant medication, age, weight, sex, etc etc... Even more boring than it sounds

 

[int]

Developing novel compounds and putting them to use in cancer treatment with novel methods!

 

[blues_r_best]

I can make fart noises using my armpit.

 

[Camalot]

Rubix cube.

Learned through youtube

 

[peige]

Macro program on a Fanuc control, competent at coding on the machine but can turn my hand to oneCNC and convert a 3D drawing into a part.

I can fix the machine the thing when it breaks too

 

[joxang]

I can stick a tube into your heart via your jugular. Though admittedly I've only done it once...

 

[denby]

Write binary Code

 

[Lightnix]

The last major piece of coursework I did involved implementing Hamming (7, 4) code encoding, decoding and correction for 1-bit errors in an assembly language. So that I guess?

Also I'm starting to be able to learn things by ear on the guitar, a skill I always used to consider the result of some kind of magic.

 

[Pate]

I can stick a tube into your heart via your jugular. Though admittedly I've only done it once...

0_o

 

[koolpc]

Tie my shoe laces

 

[Aod]

I can strip, clean and service any AR-15 or G36 type-weapon without instructions, guidance or otherwise. (hobby)
I could also confidently do the similar to the L85 and almost all Kalashnikov-type rifles, but I don't have any hands-on experience with them yet.

I can also service and maintain almost any form of Airsoft weapon in existence. ("profession")

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Oh, I can also draw, aim and engage three targets with a handgun in less than five seconds. (hobby)

 

[Pate]

I can strip, clean and service any AR-15 or G36 type-weapon without instructions, guidance or otherwise. (hobby)
I could also confidently do the similar to the L85 and almost all Kalashnikov-type rifles, but I don't have any hands-on experience with them yet.

I can also service and maintain almost any form of Airsoft weapon in existence. ("profession")

<edit>
Oh, I can also draw, aim and engage three targets with a handgun in less than five seconds. (hobby)

I dislike the L85, the pins for dismantling it and cleaning always stuck for me.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I'm a parent, other parents will understand where I'm coming from

Reminds me of the Michael mctyre joke..

"I don't say good night to my wife anymore.. I say good luck"

 

[rotters]

I can look at a Arterial blood gas result and tweak your ventilation or metabolic needs thus enabling you to live and (hopefully) get better.

 

[Ahleckz]

I know how to turn the base ingredients into a legally marketable beer.

 

[Feef]

I can speak/read/write chinese. I can do other things too, but anything vaguely scientific our maths related generally goes whoooosh.

 

[awaybreaktoday]

Calculate the death rates from a 100Megaton Nuclear explosion on both the north and south poles....