Whats the stupidest comment youve ever heard someone say ?

BigB@dJ@y said:
My mate said "Do you think the 24 hour petrol station will still be open????"

:rolleyes:

I didn't even answer the numpty!!

Well my tesco is supposed to be 24 hour buy it still closes :mad:
 
BigB@dJ@y said:
My mate said "Do you think the 24 hour petrol station will still be open????"

:rolleyes:

I didn't even answer the numpty!!

the supermarket ones still close on saturday/sunday night ;)


...much to my annoyance at 4am last night in truro. :(
 
*work uniform on*

<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?

It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
mrk said:
*work uniform on*

<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?

It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Theres the always classic, "Had your hair cut?" When its plainly obvious.
 
mrk said:
*work uniform on*

<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?

It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I have that beat

I came home from uni for the weekend/xmas..etc, walking through the front door. Sees mum.

Mum "Are you back now?"

:rolleyes:
 
Raymond Lin said:
Mum "Are you back now?"
maybe not that stupid - i would interpret that to mean 'are you just back for the night/weekend or are you back for the whole holidays now?

fini
 
Went to local carvery for sunday dinner.

Me: "That's a big chicken, I'll have some of that please"

When it was blatenly a turkey. Well I'm sorry but I was hungover and still asleep! Everyone in the queue laughed at me though, including the chef, haha.
 
Right, picture the scene, your in a bar, sat at a table with your mates, to your right about 10 feet away is a big mirror.

Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,

"that girl is wearing the same top as me"

que much rofflage :D
 
Spud21 said:
Right, picture the scene, your in a bar, sat at a table with your mates, to your right about 10 feet away is a big mirror.

Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,

"that girl is wearing the same top as me"

que much rofflage :D

How drunk was she :p
 
Grrrrr said:
We got a visit from our elderly neighbour one evening...

"I think your cat is stuck up my back passage!"

:eek:
My Gran used to be proud of the fact she had lino in her back passage. :D
 
My bro was out in Thailand during the recent England games, and was told by an American that he was "confident that within three years, the USA would win the World Cup". Two laughs for the price of one. :D
 
I have loads of these. My boyfriend works with a lady called Carol and they have made a website of her quotes including these classics:

While on the phone to a customer, Carol was spelling out a word using her own unique phonetic alphabet
"That's S for Freddy"

"I don't know which one of you two is the comedian, but it's not Dave!"

When a piece of the proverbial was about to hit the fan, Vicki announced that it could possibly be a "bum-biter"...
"Bum-biter? Is that a German company?"

"You lot wind me up like a kipper..."

Nick: When they made you, Carol, they broke the mould.
Carol: What's a mole?
Nick: No, mould.
Carol: Who broke the mole?
Dave: Ratty got drunk and called Moley a **** and now they're not talking - it's a terrible shame.
Carol: Are you talking about Wind in the Willows?
Dave: We are now...
 
Belmit said:
My bro was out in Thailand during the recent England games, and was told by an American that he was "confident that within three years, the USA would win the World Cup". Two laughs for the price of one. :D
I'm confident they'll do it within 12.
 
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