Whats the stupidest comment youve ever heard someone say ?
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BigB@dJ@y said:My mate said "Do you think the 24 hour petrol station will still be open????"
I didn't even answer the numpty!!
the supermarket ones still close on saturday/sunday night
...much to my annoyance at 4am last night in truro.
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mrk said:*work uniform on*
<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?
It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it!
I have that beat
I came home from uni for the weekend/xmas..etc, walking through the front door. Sees mum.
Mum "Are you back now?"
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fini said:
No, she meant it as "so you are here"
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Had an argument with a friend once, and he is very stupid. Admittedly it could've been a typo, I find it funny though.
'James u dnt liek me just cos im stupied'
'James u dnt liek me just cos im stupied'
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Went to local carvery for sunday dinner.
Me: "That's a big chicken, I'll have some of that please"
When it was blatenly a turkey. Well I'm sorry but I was hungover and still asleep! Everyone in the queue laughed at me though, including the chef, haha.
Me: "That's a big chicken, I'll have some of that please"
When it was blatenly a turkey. Well I'm sorry but I was hungover and still asleep! Everyone in the queue laughed at me though, including the chef, haha.
Right, picture the scene, your in a bar, sat at a table with your mates, to your right about 10 feet away is a big mirror.
Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,
"that girl is wearing the same top as me"
que much rofflage
Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,
"that girl is wearing the same top as me"
que much rofflage
Spud21 said:Right, picture the scene, your in a bar, sat at a table with your mates, to your right about 10 feet away is a big mirror.
Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,
"that girl is wearing the same top as me"
que much rofflage
How drunk was she
I have loads of these. My boyfriend works with a lady called Carol and they have made a website of her quotes including these classics:
While on the phone to a customer, Carol was spelling out a word using her own unique phonetic alphabet
"That's S for Freddy"
"I don't know which one of you two is the comedian, but it's not Dave!"
When a piece of the proverbial was about to hit the fan, Vicki announced that it could possibly be a "bum-biter"...
"Bum-biter? Is that a German company?"
"You lot wind me up like a kipper..."
Nick: When they made you, Carol, they broke the mould.
Carol: What's a mole?
Nick: No, mould.
Carol: Who broke the mole?
Dave: Ratty got drunk and called Moley a **** and now they're not talking - it's a terrible shame.
Carol: Are you talking about Wind in the Willows?
Dave: We are now...
While on the phone to a customer, Carol was spelling out a word using her own unique phonetic alphabet
"That's S for Freddy"
"I don't know which one of you two is the comedian, but it's not Dave!"
When a piece of the proverbial was about to hit the fan, Vicki announced that it could possibly be a "bum-biter"...
"Bum-biter? Is that a German company?"
"You lot wind me up like a kipper..."
Nick: When they made you, Carol, they broke the mould.
Carol: What's a mole?
Nick: No, mould.
Carol: Who broke the mole?
Dave: Ratty got drunk and called Moley a **** and now they're not talking - it's a terrible shame.
Carol: Are you talking about Wind in the Willows?
Dave: We are now...
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stupid comment from wife swap on TV
hill billy white woman in swap house before meeting its occupants!:
"Why would anyone have pictures of Black people on their walls?"
hill billy white woman in swap house before meeting its occupants!:
"Why would anyone have pictures of Black people on their walls?"
I'm confident they'll do it within 12.Belmit said:My bro was out in Thailand during the recent England games, and was told by an American that he was "confident that within three years, the USA would win the World Cup". Two laughs for the price of one.