And still got it wrong!divine_madness said:facaetious
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BigB@dJ@y said:My mate said "Do you think the 24 hour petrol station will still be open????"
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I didn't even answer the numpty!!
BigB@dJ@y said:My mate said "Do you think the 24 hour petrol station will still be open????"
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I didn't even answer the numpty!!
mrk said:*work uniform on*
<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?
It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it!![]()
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mrk said:*work uniform on*
<person(s)> Oh are you going to work?
It grinds my gears! no **** ! I'm wearing my work uniform for the hell of it!![]()
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maybe not that stupid - i would interpret that to mean 'are you just back for the night/weekend or are you back for the whole holidays now?Raymond Lin said:Mum "Are you back now?"
fini said:maybe not that stupid - i would interpret that to mean 'are you just back for the night/weekend or are you back for the whole holidays now?
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Spud21 said:Right, picture the scene, your in a bar, sat at a table with your mates, to your right about 10 feet away is a big mirror.
Now for about half an hour a girl with us was looking slightly puzzled, eventually we asked her what was up, so she dutifully pointed at the mirriro and said,
"that girl is wearing the same top as me"
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My Gran used to be proud of the fact she had lino in her back passage.Grrrrr said:We got a visit from our elderly neighbour one evening...
"I think your cat is stuck up my back passage!"
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I'm confident they'll do it within 12.Belmit said:My bro was out in Thailand during the recent England games, and was told by an American that he was "confident that within three years, the USA would win the World Cup". Two laughs for the price of one.![]()