Whats the stupidest comment youve ever heard someone say ?

I was meant to be meeting mates and I was running a little late. Mate rings me (on my home number) and asks "where are you?" ..... sadly it was meant literally

Karl Pilkington is just legendary - never heard so much perverse logic come out of one person
 
Belmit said:
My bro was out in Thailand during the recent England games, and was told by an American that he was "confident that within three years, the USA would win the World Cup". Two laughs for the price of one. :D
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I was trying to understand why that was funny, until I realised the WC only takes place every 4 years. :o
 
Von Smallhausen said:
Check out the Antarctic mam ..... THERES TONNES OF THE STUFF !!!!!!
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It hardly ever snows in the Antarctic though? It gets a level of snow/general precipitation so small as to warrant it being classed as a desert.
 
Raist said:
I was trying to understand why that was funny, until I realised the WC only takes place every 4 years. :o
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Except he said two laughs, which means you've missed one ;)
 
After a drunken fight in a pub carpark, one of the lads said:

"IF PHIL COLLINS WAS HERE, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED"

Not stupid, but really strange :confused:
 
Oh I remmember a classic.

Year 10 Geography class, we were finding countries on a world map for some reason.

Girl: *Confused look*
Me: You alright..... need any help?
Girl: I don't need any help from the likes of you.
Me: ..... *Goes back to his work*

She puts her hand up, and then asks our teacher:

"Miss? Where is the United Kingdom?"

:eek: :D
 
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