What's your most embarrasing moment - ever!

Skiddley said:
Was in Boy's Brigade, was about 12-13, went on a charity fun run one saturday, complete the run and everyone goes back to the church hall for a debrief ''We've made 1MILLION pounds for the church roof appeal yadda yadda yadda'...

Anyway, I've still got my walkman on from the run listening to a copy of my brother's Areosmith tape.......I then start singing.....out loud....but I don't realise it as I can't hear myself over the music...'Love in an Elavator!!!!'...all of a sudden I notice the man speaking stops and EVERYONE in the hall, like 200 people all turn around and look at me.......

...Doh :(
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LOL!!

Ive done somethung like that.
I was in a maths lesson and listening to music and I was talking to a friend that had his gf stay over at his house all weekend.
So i asked him "was she as good this as she was the last(or somthing along those lines) forgeting the about the music and headphones where still on so it was more of me yelling it out and the entire class heard :eek: :D :(
 
The tales of embarrassment just keep getting better.

In a museum !

One situation for me, is one day I was doing a spot of DIY (painting in fact) with the girl friend at the time in my bathroom.
I had not long been in my new home so was keen to start the DIY thing. So I proceeded to paint the walls of the bath room, and to reach the high parts of the walls I stood on the toilet seat.
Which was made of very some cheap plastic. So there I am painting the walls when the toilet seat broken and my foot went into the toilet basin, which is bad enough, though I either me of the girl had not flushed the toilet from a number one !

At least it was not a No 2 in there ! ! ! ! !
 
lol, not embarassing but I dropped my GF's housemate's toothbrush into the toilet after knocking it of a shelf above the sink. No wee in there....quick rinse and put it back :D
 
Skiddley said:
lol, not embarassing but I dropped my GF's housemate's toothbrush into the toilet after knocking it of a shelf above the sink. No wee in there....quick rinse and put it back :D
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You couldnt have given her a couple of quid for a new one? Thats really minging :rolleyes:
 
Skiddley said:
lol, not embarassing but I dropped my GF's housemate's toothbrush into the toilet after knocking it of a shelf above the sink. No wee in there....quick rinse and put it back :D
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I hope you reliezed that thats the mouth u kiss :p
 
Skiddley said:
lol, not embarassing but I dropped my GF's housemate's toothbrush into the toilet after knocking it of a shelf above the sink. No wee in there....quick rinse and put it back :D
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lol i've had wayyyy to many embaressing moments to mention em all, but today I was at the gym ... and after a session on the weights I went over to finish off on one of the bikes.

Gym was packed with girls and guys, but majority of the women were on the bikes .. I went on the only available bike but the seat was way to low - so I attempted to unscrew the thingy to release it... proper couldn't do it because it was way to tight - looked like a right wuss in front of all these girls. Just pretended i was scratchin my ass and got one at a super low height :p
 
The first time I ever met the missus' parents as her man, I went to stay at their house up in the isle of wight. Had a lovely night, was a bit nervous mind.

Anyhoo, close to bedtime, Kate's mum is setting up the sofa bed in the lounge, struggling to change it's postition. "Let me do that for you" i said, in my best superman voice. I gripped the apparently heavy sofa and gave it a good shove... Straight through glass conservatory door :(

Cue me standing there, hand over mouth, burning red. Kate and her parents all in hysterics :(

Ant :cool:
 
Tysonator said:
One situation for me, is one day I was doing a spot of DIY (painting in fact) with the girl friend at the time in my bathroom.....
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Reminds me of one....I was painting my gf's bedroom at her new flat in the buff. She got a brush and painted (in pink) E lvs N with a big heart in the middle on my leg.

The next day I had my fitness test at the RNR. I decided to wear shorts.
 
My most embarrassing moment involved a petrol station in Newquay, a tennis ball and a temperamental passenger side airbag. I was sitting in the car waiting for my mate to finish paying for the petrol and found a tennis ball in the glove box. Being stupid I decided to bounce the ball on the top of the dashboard. A group of girls pulled up in another car so I decided to show off and bounce the ball quicker and harder to impress them. After about 5 or 6 bounces the airbag exploded in to my face and smacked my head in to the back of the seat. When I got out of the car everyone was laughing at me. My mate didn’t find it very funny and made me pay for it. I was not amused.
 
Pigeon_Killer said:
My most embarrassing moment involved a petrol station in Newquay, a tennis ball and a temperamental passenger side airbag. I was sitting in the car waiting for my mate to finish paying for the petrol and found a tennis ball in the glove box. Being stupid I decided to bounce the ball on the top of the dashboard. A group of girls pulled up in another car so I decided to show off and bounce the ball quicker and harder to impress them. After about 5 or 6 bounces the airbag exploded in to my face and smacked my head in to the back of the seat. When I got out of the car everyone was laughing at me. My mate didn’t find it very funny and made me pay for it. I was not amused.
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I am sorry but that is halirous !
 
LOL Pigeon Killer.. its always the trying to impress ones that are the worst.

My most recent embarassing moment:

..Basically caught the wrong bus. Not knowing the exact route, but knowing that it ran seemingly parallel to my route until a point, i could get off sort of near where i wanted to go. However the point of exit was not clear and i was at the hospital not before long.. not because of injury.. because thats where the bus went.. many of the buses run on loops, so logically i assume the same, when we get to the hospital everyone gets off.. logically because its the last stop and is the destination the bus is used for. However i sit there for a minute with the driver looking oddly at me with his rear view mirror down the bus. I eventually stand up and say.. this bus doesnt work on a loop does it.. he replies hiding his snigger.. nah mate. Thankfully he advises me of a bus just round the corner i can catch immediately back to my original location. I suffered the hospital bus back with the ill/pregnant people and that was it. This was all due to my eagerness to get another wireless 360 controller. Lesson learnt, check where the bus is bloody going. :rolleyes:
 
My most embarrasing moment had to be when I was about 16 (old enough to know better). I was at the reception following an honors ceremony with the Boy Scouts. I was making casual conversation with my buddies at the end of the food line and one of the parents came up behind us. I started to talk to him as all my mates listened. I hadn't seen him in about a year and I noticed that he had shaved his head and beard. He looked right silly. I proceeded to poke fun at him for about five minutes, oblivious to the looks of horror on everybody else's faces. As I reached the peak of what I shought was great casual fun the man's wife leaned over to me and whispered in my ear.

"He has testicular cancer and in undergoing chemotherapy."

Dear God, if you had killed me at that moment I would have appreciated it. I just wanted to crawl into a deep dark hole and never emerge for being so dense. I was never able to look him square in the eye again.
 
Was at the till at the works canteen been served by a nice girl when I tug out a fiver and flip a johney a good 3 meters across the canteen.

I paused, picked it up and calmly anounced "I can't pay with that can I?" I think she was more embarrassed than me.

The other was after a month of seeing my now ex I sooo need a poo and not wanting to do it in her house at that early stage I had been holding onto it.

Had to give in and drop the kids off at the pool.

When I walked back to the frontroom (It was a flat) my ex, her flat mate and my best mate symaltaniously went "aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww my god open a window"

I had dragged the smell in with me

I wanted to die :(
 
i went to a nine inch nail gig at the astoria and i was right at the front. i was getting crushed to death and it took four security men to pull me out thats not the embarrasing thing, the embarrasing thing was that when i was getting pulled out my jeans got pulled down followed by my boxers so i displayed my hairy bum to the band and the crowd lol :eek:
 
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