When did you last have an Alpha Male moment?

[shoes]

If fixing something is considered being an alpha male then I am the alphaest of aplha males - I own a ford

 

[MuttsNutts]

Last night after I got in from work I made Tea for the Misses, Me & the Kids Washed up and put away, got the kids ready for bed, put them to bed vacumed the living room, hallway & kitchen, also cleaned all the Kitchen worktops....... Made a brew for the misses I cracked open a few Beers and then tapped up the misses for a bit of nookie

She was happily generous in pleasuring me BIG Happy smile on my face today lol

 

[George Hincapie]

She was happily generous in pleasuring me BIG Happy smile on my face today lol

Result!

 

[DiCe!]

out on sat night, chatted up a girl, was a bra fitter but has a new job now "I do miss people groping me at times though" with a cheeky wink. I didnt hesitate. Turned round to see friend with open mouth. got number, seeing her next week.

This doesnt happen to me often, so if you think it isnt alpha, dont ruin my moment and say so.

 

[anything I don't mind]

my shower is a bit blocked and i needed to go the toilet so i went anyway, even though it meant me standing in my own ****.

 

[Shayper]

my shower is a bit blocked and i needed to go the toilet so i went anyway, even though it meant me standing in my own ****.

That isn't alpha, that's just messed up.

 

[UncleRuckus]

Feel pretty alpha in the gym.. its not a body building gym, so when I deadlift 150kg, people look at me in awe hahah

Then I proceed to be chased home by a gang of primary school children

Fixed.

 

[Shayper]

Yes.

 

[Judgeneo]

Basically she said I was the one guy she's met that she would go straight for.

If you have Facebook, search Emmer Keogh.

I have no idea why she likes me though

This page is now 4th on the list when googling Emmer Keogh


Hmmmn.

 

[Kazz]

I had a poo that lasted half an hour this morning. Can't get more alpha than that...

I jumped down 10 stairs at once today, and I didn't even ask anyone's permission first.

Ah, childhood and feeling invincible. Used to love doing that going down the stairs .

 

[kokuten]

fitted a shower on tuesday, never done any sort of DIY in my life, when i was done i wiped away all the blood, tended to my bruises then stood, chest out, hands on hips and admired.

then the flood started.. so after battling with that and got it all fixed, and resumed the alpha position..

 

[pingwing]

Wall mounted my tv The interior walls in my room are brick so I had to do some Alpha drilling

 

[MoNkeE]

Ah, childhood and feeling invincible. Used to love doing that going down the stairs .

Christ, that reminds me, I've not done that for YEARS! No wonder my knees are goosed

 

[Shayper]

This page is now 4th on the list when googling Emmer Keogh


Hmmmn.

The power of ocuk to alter the world!

 

[footman]

Cooked dinner last Sunday without an apron.

 

[KaHn]

Basically she said I was the one guy she's met that she would go straight for.

If you have Facebook, search Emmer Keogh.

I have no idea why she likes me though

Oh the temptation to message her this thread to find out if the quote was true .............................

KaHn

 

[Judgeneo]

The power of ocuk to alter the world!

3rd now.So tempting to just keep posting her name.










Emmer Keogh

 

[Dunks]

Oh the temptation to message her this thread to find out if the quote was true .............................

KaHn

Or just to tell her about the posts for the lulz.

 

[Judgeneo]

I don't see how solving a freaking rubix cube is alpha, maybe an alpha NERD male at best.

Well, this is a computing forum

 

[paddy]

Today in the workshop, got 6 people to go in search of:
..a sky hook..

...The interweb is amazing (btw its for aid climbing)

^ I have no idea what you just said o.O

A Sky hook:

In action:

They are almost the scariest thing you can use when climbing


I have endless Alpha moments - I'm renovating a house.