Soldato
I'm sorry but how idiotic do you have to be to not be able to get ketchup out of a squeeze bottle?
Who designed this piece of rubbish?
- Thread starter SexyGreyFox
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Very, infact incredibly with this bottle because it dumps nearly the whole contents out with one squeeze
Getting it out is not the issue, it's the opposite.
Soldato
Have you used one of these new rubber pressure nozzle type bottles?
Associate
I refuse to buy any HP products after they closed the factory.
They still have the bare faced cheek to keep the Houses of Parliament on the bottle yet they have no production at all in the UK.
Deary me, you let your odd nationalist opinions slide into every topic don't you!
On topic: Try holding the bottle at a sort of angle, like flat and let it dribble out! That's the way to do it
Soldato
On topic: Try holding the bottle at a sort of angle, like flat and let it dribble out! That's the way to do it
It's got a rubber valve in it, it's doesn't come out without applying pressure to the bottle.
Obviously never used one of these new bottles.
Its nice to see there are a load of others who know exactly what I'm on about while others have never even used one of these bottles.
Associate
... you get through the bottles too damn quick.
Bring back the old plastic bottles!
Here lies the way that they manage to get more money out of us!
Man of Honour
Who tickled your arse today?
Man of Honour
Not read the whole thread only the O.P. ( I am nice like that )
I stab the top & open it up, just sort of dig the rubber dobber bit out, runs a treat then
)I stab the top & open it up, just sort of dig the rubber dobber bit out, runs a treat then
Soldato
Yes. We have one of the larger types and we refill it with the smaller bottles.
I'd say these are easier because you don't just end up with a dollop of ketchup in one place, it's easier to make a line over the food for example.
I'm a ketchup-holic so perhaps I haven't noticed because I really don't mind having a lot of ketchup on my plate.
Yep thats what I though before, will be overclocking my bottle like this in future.I stab the top & open it up, just sort of dig the rubber dobber bit out, runs a treat then
Theres at least 10 of us in this thread that reckon it does exactly the opposite.
Its a dollop monster.
Pick up bottle, shake bottle, one hard thrust downards to make sure there is no air trapped, smoothly increasing even pressure until the seal breaks, ketchup smoothly and evenly comes out.
They're not that bad.
Man of Honour
It's the starter that's the problem not the actual running. You have to give it a big squeeze to get them going, when they do get going it starts with a Huge Splat. Like i said i dig out the dobber & get free running from the start. JD.
Soldato
Soldato
Retrain motor functions? Don't know, isn't really that hard. 
Does make you wonder how people get by in life sometimes..
Does make you wonder how people get by in life sometimes..
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For a laugh compress the sides (whilst the cap is facing the ceiling), and then put the cap back down whilst retaining the pressure.
Next time somebody uses it, MWUHAHAHAHAHA unstoppable flow of ketchup!
Watch their face as they get Ketchup everywhere
Next time somebody uses it, MWUHAHAHAHAHA unstoppable flow of ketchup!
Watch their face as they get Ketchup everywhere
