Who designed this piece of rubbish?

[GarethDW]

I keep telling my wife that.

lol

 

[Messiah Khan]

I keep telling my wife that.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Exactly. Sauce in a bottle moves as fast as rocks positioned on a stable cliff, or as fast as rocks during a landslide.

There is no control! Madness I tell you.

Indeed It's so that you use more and then have to go out and get more!

 

[thelonecrouton]

I've tried the tiniest squeezes, I've even had my 6 year old nephew trying it but alas it spurts out all over my cheese on toast in a big dollop.

This sentence is just wrong on so many levels...

 

[daz]

I'd have thought the fact that it has TOMATO KETCHUP in huge lettering would be a big enough hint to you that it's going to ruin your food; regardless of how much you use .

A dollop of Ketchup is awesome in bolognese sauce.

 

[welshboy]

have it at an angle and squeeze gently then u will still end up with more on ** plate lol

 

[Phog]

I can control the quantity but my aim is always a little dodgy I find! Need a Red Dot aiming sight on the plate in my opinion.

 

[AJUK]

Nothing beats a glass bottle. I was trying to resist ketchup bashing, but HP is far better

I refuse to buy any HP products after they closed the factory.

They still have the bare faced cheek to keep the Houses of Parliament on the bottle yet they have no production at all in the UK.

Yes the design of the squeezy bottles is rubbish.


EDIT: While we are on the subject of ketchup, Vitakrone Tomato Ketchup from Lidl > * (damn those foreigners with their better sauces)

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I can control the quantity but my aim is always a little dodgy I find! Need a Red Dot aiming sight on the plate in my opinion.

I can just imagine the marketing slogan "Heinz tomato Ketchup It's spot on"

 

[Gackt]

I'll admit, it is hard to get it out of that squeezie bottle, that is, if you want the tiniest amount. At which point I question why you do it anyway? The glass bottles were cool, but took way too long and you'd either get not enough or too much.

Just practice.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

The old squeezy bottles were fine and you could get exactly the amount you wanted but these fat bottles are useless.
I have to wonder if some of you have actually tried the fat bottles because I refuse to believe that anybody can control the flow out of them?
I was by a hot dog van outside the computer fair on sunday and it was funny watching everybody trying to get the right amount onto their food.

 

[G|mp]

"Would you like a bacon sandwich with your sauce sir" ?

 

[mehuk]

just angle it and squeeze gently?

its all about maths - do the equations and it ends up fine:

If PiE = 1

then Ketchup = Squeeze

so we have 1 x squeeze

get it
got it
goot ja

 

[Tomsk]

Always store the bottle on it's cap.

 

[SideWinder]

Squeeze less?
It's not hard really, I seem to manage with mine.

Precisely..no problems here either.

 

[Father Ted]

Its only the initial spurt which is hard to control - after that its just down to practice...

Funny, I said the very same thing to my wife in bed only last night.

 

[gumbald]

Funny, I said the very same thing to my wife in bed only last night.

See #19

 

[DarkShadow]

Tomato Ketchup is just evil, I can't seem to have Chips and related stuff without it

I keep telling my wife that.

 

[Sic]

Theres only one thing you should be adding to cheese on toast...

Lee and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce

Wrong. Daddies is what you need

 

[Clarkey]

yep these bottles are ****, don't buy 'em. They seem to be bringing back the old style squeezy bottles in bigger sizes, get them .